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11th February 2010, 10:02 PM Old #1

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Do bats attack?!?!

I just got swooped at no less than 5 times during a ciggy break.

Are they known to be aggressive?

I know magpies can be right bitches but I thought bats just go from tree to tree.

The first time I saw it circling around and I was watching it coz he looked pretty cool, then it doubled back about 100M away down the carpark and dove to around my head level. Then it came towards me and it looked like a fighter jet, but it didn't pull up. I shit my pants and dropped to the floor and I swear I felt his wing-wind. It circled around again and dove toward my general direction. After it did it again I pressed myself up against the building and edged toward the front door smoking as much of the cigarette as I could taking special care to avoid the moths. Then it dove down again and did it's first maneuver - it came at me making a beeline for my head so I ran inside, striking a moth with my cheek which still made me shudder, but the bat was scarier.

My breaks shouldn't be this traumatic. So was it just teasing or does it want to eat my face?
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11th February 2010, 10:09 PM Old #2

when they come, they'll eat the weak ones first ... do crossfit :)
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It was just me in my bat man suit.
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i swear it looked exactly like that.

except there was only one. and it was HUGE! I didn't know they got that big. they look so much smaller up in the sky.
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they look so much smaller up in the sky.

ignore that.
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It was just me in my bat man suit.

Nah it was bigger...
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was it in hyde park? i saw many of them this lunchtime, quite scary!

be careful, bats are flying mammals that can carry infectious diseases like rabies. so don't ever let them bite you!
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11th February 2010, 10:16 PM Old #8

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Hahahhahahahahha I WISH I had seen that.
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11th February 2010, 10:18 PM Old #9

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OH.
MY.
GOD.

Do bats attack?!?!

I just got swooped at no less than 5 times during a ciggy break.

Are they known to be aggressive?

I know magpies can be right bitches but I thought bats just go from tree to tree.

The first time I saw it circling around and I was watching it coz he looked pretty cool, then it doubled back about 100M away down the carpark and dove to around my head level. Then it came towards me and it looked like a fighter jet, but it didn't pull up. I shit my pants and dropped to the floor and I swear I felt his wing-wind. It circled around again and dove toward my general direction. After it did it again I pressed myself up against the building and edged toward the front door smoking as much of the cigarette as I could taking special care to avoid the moths. Then it dove down again and did it's first maneuver - it came at me making a beeline for my head so I ran inside, striking a moth with my cheek which still made me shudder, but the bat was scarier.

My breaks shouldn't be this traumatic. So was it just teasing or does it want to eat my face?

Maybe you were near its babies somehow?
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was it in hyde park? i saw many of them this lunchtime, quite scary!

nah downtown rydalmere. it's the hole in the ground between paramatta and ryde.

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be careful, bats are flying mammals that can carry infectious diseases like rabies. so don't ever let them bite you!

lol I would have done my best
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Maybe you were near its babies somehow?

I thought that... there are trees everywhere... but don't they nest in caves?

There's no caves in Rydalmere.
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I'll give you bigger.

I'm sure you'll give it a good go anyway...
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Hahahhahahahahha I WISH I had seen that.

I scoped out the area for the security guard... him and his dog pop up at the weirdest times.

A month or two ago he caught me spraying a moth with fly spray while it was on the floor and me standing over it goin "die bitch, die!".

Was my face red...
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11th February 2010, 10:24 PM Old #15

when they come, they'll eat the weak ones first ... do crossfit :)
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vampire bats kill 38 after attacking ppl in Venezuela

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4509833.ece
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11th February 2010, 10:25 PM Old #16

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It's likely that it was either attracted to the heat of the ciggy. I've noticed that bats will start flying around if i have a smoke on the balcony late at night.

Or, you may have had some bugs, like moths flying near you that it was feasting on.

Or maybe, just maybe, the bats of Sydney have developed a taste for the gays. All that moisturiser has kept our tasty flesh pris-fucking-teen.
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11th February 2010, 10:25 PM Old #17

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Maybe it just hates dirty filthy smokers?

"It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid."
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bats have a poor sense of sight, they use sonars / sound waves to find their way through buildings, caves, trees etc.
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Maybe it just hates dirty filthy smokers?

I'm more sticky than actually filthy. A lot of people have made that mistake - but thanks for noticing.
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vampire bats kill 38 after attacking ppl in Venezuela

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4509833.ece

How do I know if it's a vampire one?
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Maybe it was a flying baby?
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11th February 2010, 10:29 PM Old #22

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nah downtown rydalmere. it's the hole in the ground between paramatta and ryde.



lol I would have done my best

Ahh, Rydalmere. I used to work around there. Still live pretty close by.

hahaha, I loved your Captain Obvious statement

Maybe it wanted some of your sexy blood? Now you've got the bats jealous!
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11th February 2010, 10:33 PM Old #24

when they come, they'll eat the weak ones first ... do crossfit :)
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How do I know if it's a vampire one?

Vampire bats hunt only when it is fully dark and can survive on a purely liquid diet. Their hearing is highly sensitive and they typically bite their victim then lapping up the blood at the site of the haemorrhage

(thats from th news article )

u should feel safer now
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I thought that... there are trees everywhere... but don't they nest in caves?

There's no caves in Rydalmere.

I've never really heard about fruit bats living in caves though.

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bats have a poor sense of sight, they use sonars / sound waves to find their way through buildings, caves, trees etc.

Not fruit bats. The insectivore ones use sound but fruit bats are all about sight and have no echolocation abilities.
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HAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAH
that made me piss myself so much.
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bats can carry rabies. rabies is a deadly disease that attacks the nervous system. once the victim exhibits the symptom hydrophobia, his chances of survival is virtually zero.

this what happens to a person with rabies:
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You are so incredibly fucking strange.
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Ahh, Rydalmere. I used to work around there.

where, at AAROWS? lol
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where, at AAROWS? lol

LOL! Sif anyone would wanna work there. It would be enough to make anyone sexually confused
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