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i just want it to be warm where i am

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OMG are there 'snakes' up where you are LW? What the bejesus are you doing? Full report please.

not that many just yet, but im sure they will be coming out of the woodwork soon. there was one on the road two weekends ago and i deliberately ran over it because i fucking hate them. the one you leave is the one that gets you
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I am exhausted at the moment. So cant correspond today. Thanks for being you.
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Venomous snakes are awesome. Y'all are lame/pussies. :P
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till they kill your brother or your dog... then they are annoying
I am a proud fat bastard thank you :P
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Venomous snakes are awesome. Y'all are lame/pussies. :P

I think most are more concerned with the trouser variety
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i wouldnt be attempting to run over that in anything less than a tractor!
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^^I may never leave the house again!
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^^^^^^unless you have a fortified moat around your dwelling, you still may not be safe!
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i hope someone killed it
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it was spotted up in branxton (hunter valley) bac in april

OMG! I go there all the time, my partners family live there. I think I have to break up with him.
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has anyone seen the owner of the thread lately? he seems to be MIA
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He was deported to Adelaide for lewd acts on Grindr. Either that or his internet is broken.
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i was just making sure a wall unti full of home-made preservatives didnt collapase on him trapping him inside his house unable to call for help, seymour skinner style
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i was just making sure a wall unti full of home-made preservatives didnt collapase on him trapping him inside his house unable to call for help, seymour skinner style

maybe the Reptilians got him.
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You ungrateful biatches.!!!

Leave that incredibly long black snake be. It is one of Gods miracles.

I have been working long shifts at the Redbull Xfighters motorbike nonsense on Cockatoo Island. I may have acquired a slight Redbull addiction over the last fortnight . Is it predominately caffeine or is the 'taurine' in the mix which is the active buzz-maker? In any case it is quite evil and should not be abused. But how is one meant to stay awake overnite on those dull 12 hr shifts. Redbulls were ubiquitous and free.

The seagulls have massed on the island to raise their young. Their collective squawk is endless and deafening plus they tend to swoop on your head . Its like a Hitchcock filum on Cockatoo. I said a rude word twice.

Anyways Im 'safe' at home for R& R apparently but have missed all the warm weather.

Did I mention that Veronica the evil tranny from flat 4 was badly bashed and taken away by ambos. The Police came knocking on their door again. Some tranny called Danielle is living there now. Im convinced she picked my front door lock. She is no better.

Ive elected to ignore them in the hope they will dig their own hole and be evicted and or end up in jail soon enough. Apparently someone else anonymously complained about them after they threw all kinds of crap off their balcony including used drug- needles . These people are feral . I can not save them.

I now have a red face from moontan and sea wind exposure.

I do look forward to Grumpys travel blog, dont you ?
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i thought the idea of a 12 hour night shift was that you dont stay awake?
ive seen many a security guard sleeping, or at the very least, dozing
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I am a professional LW. I am ever diligent and sexy in my uniform.

OMG, two scary big Islander boys rang my buzzer and wanted to be let into the building. I said No. They had some crap story about an emergency with someone Ive not heard of. When i went to to the balcony to get a look at them they fled in their taxi. Im not feeling safe at all. Save me LW.
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Sunning myself in San Juan now Diddums. Feeling like Pirates of The Carribean with all these hot Peurtrico guys all around. Beautiful ocean views from my 18th floor hotel room. Spending the days just relaxing after hectic 10 days in New York. Leave here on Thursday for all the sexual deviation that is Folsom Street in San Fran.
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I am a professional LW. I am ever diligent and sexy in my uniform.

OMG, two scary big Islander boys rang my buzzer and wanted to be let into the building. I said No. They had some crap story about an emergency with someone Ive not heard of. When i went to to the balcony to get a look at them they fled in their taxi. Im not feeling safe at all. Save me LW.

proffessional in uniform wants to be saved by an insurance agent (a/k/a "tradie"). lol
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Sunning myself in San Juan now Diddums. Feeling like Pirates of The Carribean with all these hot Peurtrico guys all around. Beautiful ocean views from my 18th floor hotel room. Spending the days just relaxing after hectic 10 days in New York. Leave here on Thursday for all the sexual deviation that is Folsom Street in San Fran.

OMG, where is San Juan? Have got a crack-habit yet? What have you bought me? I do hope you have lots of happy-snaps memories. I do like to pry. How much have you spent? Have you met the President? What is he like? Are you using a good hand-sanitiser? Have you been to church lately. Are you going to expose your willy at the Fair? I think you should.
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proffessional in uniform wants to be saved by an insurance agent (a/k/a "tradie"). lol

What does this mean? I assume it is some kind of beastly slight against my good name. How much did you miss me petal ?
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i have a headache. It could be a tumour...
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Yes Phazz, I was alluding to that charming Amrican Filum.

OMG, Im a grandparent as my guppies have had like 30 little babies!!! Shall I sell them? What school will I send them to? I conclude I have created a healthy and happy environment for them. Ergo, Im a good mother!
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What does this mean? I assume it is some kind of beastly slight against my good name. How much did you miss me petal ?

i never missed u sissy!
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catch 2 or 3 of them and sticky tape them to th outside of th fishtank so when th others swim past they spin out

Sucha cruel and, dear I say , a drug-fucked thing to say! Bless
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i never missed u sissy!

What did you call me?! Outrageous 100-headed clone-monster from hell, apparently. Bless
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What did you call me?! Outrageous 100-headed clone-monster from hell, apparently. Bless

wot kind of uniformed man are u? a sissy guard who needs LW''s help. lol
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What did you call me?! Outrageous 100-headed clone-monster from hell, apparently. Bless

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