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Originally Posted by Lazzarus

No means no

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Originally Posted by local_warming

Too skinny??? Jesus, what do you want?!

Dearheart, the heart has its reasons. I require meat with my potatoes or words to that effect...

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Originally Posted by local_warming

No means no

That is the most ghastly giff I must say.

What no scat or snuff clips? EEWW.
Think of the children!!!!

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Originally Posted by local_warming

Too skinny??? Jesus, what do you want?!

Who knows, this is a man who counts fish as some of his closest friends

And you are in love with goats...say no more...

I assume that is illegal too. Tsk. Adelaide is such a weird place

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

That is the most ghastly giff I must say.

What no scat or snuff clips? EEWW.
Think of the children!!!!

Don't tempt me, pleeeeeaaaase don't tempt me, I'm not in a good mood; Amporn (you remember Amporn?) has just tried to burn down the house -_- Time to get new help one thinks.

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Originally Posted by local_warming

No means no

No means no when I say it means no. Isn't it funny how nobody has an issue with murdering a goat and eating its flesh but the idea of someone loving a goat makes us all feel uneasy and horny?

Maybe there is a philosophical debate in there somewhere?

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

Lazz, whom is that ice-twink grinding-away in your avatar du jour? .

I actually think he's quite a hot lad. Send me the link to the rest of the video where he makes the vegetables in the fridge disappear

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Originally Posted by Lazzarus

Isn't it funny how nobody has an issue with murdering a goat and eating its flesh but the idea of someone loving a goat makes us all feel uneasy and horny?

I think that goat is preferencing having its throat slit, as opposed to being forced into tongue action with a russian farmer who thinks he has been celibate for too long

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I actually think he's quite a hot lad. Send me the link to the rest of the video where he makes the vegetables in the fridge disappear

I can't help you sorry, I don't do teenage boys with vegetables - I do goats.

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Originally Posted by local_warming

I think that goat is preferencing having its throat slit, as opposed to being forced into tongue action with a russian farmer who thinks he has been celibate for too long

I don't know, I've had my tongue in worse places than a goat's mouth and I find Russian farmers quite quaint... I'd still rather a Russian farmer inside of me than being inside a Russian farmer. I'm funny like that

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I don't know, I've had my tongue in worse places than a goat's mouth

An unattractive goat?

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I can't help you sorry, I don't do teenage boys with vegetables

O im happy to take charge in that department

In other non-goat related news, the game thats on at the moment between the gold coast suns and the adelaide crows is worth watching even if your not an AFL fan - dribble worthy

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Originally Posted by local_warming

An unattractive goat?

You don't want to know. All I'll say is that his name was Thunder and he stood fifteen hands.

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O im happy to take charge in that department

Maybe you should be sending me links?
Dirty

[This thread needs a glossary; the historians will have no idea as to what's real and what's not when they prepare your biography]

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Originally Posted by Lazzarus

Don't tempt me, pleeeeeaaaase don't tempt me, I'm not in a good mood; Amporn (you remember Amporn?) has just tried to burn down the house -_- Time to get new help one thinks.

OMG, what is Amporn? Am I missing out?

Does Lazz ( JIZZ) have a cupboard full of Angora cardigans?

I'm a sick man sneakos, I need help

Lazz couldn't you at least have chosen some nice indigenous animals?

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[This thread needs a glossary; the historians will have no idea as to what's real and what's not when they prepare your biography]

Is this thread worthy of prosperity? Who knows that in the future it could be considered to be as invaluable as the graffiti unearthed in Pompeii giving authentic insights into the minds of the contemporary common man/person? I however think its more on par with writings on toilet walls and of little consequence. Just saying.

NB: Im not in anyway attracted to goats. I did however meet some nutter in Newcastle that was seriously into calfs....dirty indeed.

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Originally Posted by Lazzarus

I'm a sick man sneakos, I need help

That guy seems quite hot - he doesnt need to hookup with deer and geese

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[This thread needs a glossary; the historians will have no idea as to what's real and what's not when they prepare your biography]

Historical accuracy isnt the most paramount feature of this thread

I think it is all too dirty for words!

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Fair enough, I can imagine the PS is a strange place. I did actually work there for a time you know. Are you giving those poor indigenous kids a hard time?

Kids, goats or horny rams - hard times for all!

A good man is hard to find or something....

OMG, I have 2 full days off - what to do: sleep, or something constructive? Life is so short ...

I have to drop some paperwork off at hospital, I wanna see that dirty naked footballer picture at the Archies then I may end up at Taxi with my lovely credits which will expire in a few days...

The trannies are making too much noise again next door. There is are some new NZ intransitives freeloading. Im not happy.

I appear to have crusty eyes. This is preferable than some ghastly 'Lower Shore Flu' I feared I may have contracted last week.

I think some lovely sunlight and exercise is order today- a power-mince around the park listening to SBS Chill or Gorilla radio stations? Shall i invite Leanne along? But she has short slow girl legs?

How is the plumbing situation?

I have to get a camera stuck-up my wing-wang apparently. I must drop off the paperwork in order for the waterworks to be properly seen-to. Its at a private hospital dont you know! I will be mercifully unconscious during the procedure. I cant cope with things poked down my urethra at all.

Then I'm going to see the Archibald exhibit and then I may go and watch John Carter movie. I may go to MCA and the Aquarium tomorrow. Its is all so very exciting. Im working all of April nites. IT will be an ordeal. I must be brave.

Ive done the dishes kitchen, bathroom and vaccumed and laundry today. The bedroom is a challenge Im putting-off for now.

I must now lodge my hours on the Centrelink site. I will get no money from Julia as Im a winner.

What are you doing today diddums? Im sure its charming...

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Originally Posted by badamj2000

I have to get a camera stuck-up my wing-wang apparently. I must drop off the paperwork in order for the waterworks to be properly seen-to. Its at a private hospital dont you know! I will be mercifully unconscious during the procedure. I cant cope with things poked down my urethra at all.

Then I'm going to see the Archibald exhibit and then I may go and watch John Carter movie. I may go to MCA and the Aquarium tomorrow. Its is all so very exciting. Im working all of April nites. IT will be an ordeal. I must be brave.

Ive done the dishes kitchen, bathroom and vaccumed and laundry today. The bedroom is a challenge Im putting-off for now.

I must now lodge my hours on the Centrelink site. I will get no money from Julia as Im a winner.

What are you doing today diddums? Im sure its charming...

That's yucky darling, you poor thing. Getting old(er) ain't for the faint-hearted is it babe? Anyway I'll be thinking of you and your wing-wang and praying you impress some wealthy doctor with your feminine charms.

I'm in bed as usual *sigh* and so fucking bored it's pathetic. I'd rub one out just for something to do but I can't be fucked lol.