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Originally Posted by badamj2000

This is preferable than some ghastly 'Lower Shore Flu' I feared I may have contracted last week.

Is that something you get in cremorne, mosman, and neutral bay?

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That's yucky darling, you poor thing. Getting old(er) ain't for the faint-hearted is it babe? Anyway I'll be thinking of you and your wing-wang and praying you impress some wealthy doctor with your feminine charms.

I'm in bed as usual *sigh* and so fucking bored it's pathetic. I'd rub one out just for something to do but I can't be fucked lol.

Oh dearheart at least you still have your dinky to play with.

Yes, I went to hospital and to the Archibald today. Apparently, the naked footballer portrait is on show at Observatory Hill some place in the 'salon du losers' or such.

I had to walk from home to the domain via the Cross. Christ the Cross is a suck-hole of tragicnessness I could only stand it for a moment. All the junkies and whores and crazies all wanting a piece of me... I found myself quite tired after all my exertions.

Im considering a 9pm session of John Carter @ Broadway but my voices tell me it got poor reviews. I may see it in 3D at the Entertainment Quarter as a special treat. I could also just wait for it to come out on DVD. Its cheap nights on tuesday.

It was a lovely day today. I walked around with my sunnies basking my eyes in lovely nuclear radiation. It will be even nicer tomorrow.

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Is that something you get in cremorne, mosman, and neutral bay?

No, more Chatswood - that ghastly middle band of flat-dwellers on the train line. They know who they are..

OMG, should I get some wine? I am on holiday and I have been very good for such a long time? I do need to unwind . What is the worst thing that could happen?

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OMG, should I get some wine? I am on holiday and I have been very good for such a long time? I do need to unwind . What is the worst thing that could happen?

Yeah get some wine, let your hairs down and relax toots.

Ghastly NZ transponders are playing loudish music nextdoor. I cant abide it. There is dog shit and a chewed dog-stick in the stairwell!!.

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Yeah get some wine, let your hairs down and relax toots.

Oh thanks for your approval dear. Im back from the pub - cask of $11 fruity white mmmm. One of the Turk daughters works there. She failed to serve me. Kept me waiting. She was in another bar so im not taking it personally. Is there anything on TV tonight? Do I have to watch shit online?

Im looking for a good "boogle" free online site . Its a word making game 3min rounds. Very gay.

This? http://www.cognitial.com/boogle/index.htm

I cant believe I Googled Boogle

You must be v bored and/or you wuv me! I do hope there are no nasty viruses in said downloads. I do have Norton whatsy. I must be brave in all things. Its like in my school motto - so gay. Not that anything gay happened there.

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You must be v bored and/or you wuv me! I do hope there are no nasty viruses in said downloads. I do have Norton whatsy. I must be brave in all things. Its like in my school motto - so gay. Not that anything gay happened there.

Yeah something like that.

Just have Norton scan it before you open and run it.

I don't believe you, I think your formative years might have been gayer than you want to admit

Well my father was my guardian. He went to a private boarding school and crossed-dressed and had issues. He may in fact have been gay. God knows and or cares. I have my own special and unique issues of my own. He showed me little love so I didnt cry at his funeral. Im sorry were we talking about anti-virus software or my magic exploding bottom?

I may have just watched episode 3 of Stephen Fry's English Language series. It turns out he is Jewish as well as gay and a pomie - poor baby. No wonder he ended up in showbiz.

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Yeah something like that.

Just have Norton scan it before you open and run it.

I don't believe you, I think your formative years might have been gayer than you want to admit

OMG, is that a young young Tim Curry a la RHPS? OMG we are all getting old. Life is so such and such... I have no children per se... I may be panicking about stuff which demarcates my gay difference - viz my inability to reproduce little own pair-off coz im so special and issued. Where is old loyal dumb-fuck simple stay -at-home Ray when he is not in jail or working at a mining camp?

While im spilling my guts...my mother , who of Irish extraction, was the sensible responsible hard-working one of my parents. She was also touchy-feely. Anyways she died in in 1980 - very inconsiderate of her. I had wished that the drunk lazy incompetent lazy daddy had died first. But life is a trail , a test or just is... There is always someone better and/or worse off so man/person up. Do stuff, do something ... IS ASIO lsitening?

Did I mention how fabulous I was? Did I mention that David Marr has his fingers on the pulse of the nation? That Pier Ackerperson is a right-wing whore dickhead? Ackerman will get cancer and rot in hell.

I know its Monday and all but christ you posters are slack.

I may be listening to Petshop persons "Yes" . Track 10 is the standout. I may be on one of my rare hard-won days off. Where is my medal?

OMG, did you send me a PM? Do you wuv me? I will investigate now. I may be 'on the tiles' so to speak...
Im assured that no animals or meek humans were harmed by my excess...

I got and replied to your Pm Sneaky. Life goes on apparently....

N o worries cobber blue mate... Power to u diddums

I sent you a PM as well.

Have all you biatches gone to bed? Slack as. life is 24hrs apparently. Its very competitive. Some bitch somewhere will be awake and have sharp knives and an agenda. So watch f''ing out or some shit.

For example I may be listening to Coldplay - but this is by no means an excuse...nor protection from the ceaseless issues/attacks of our enemies. They know how they are. But do we.? I long for a romatic/nostalgic/ simplistic peaceful life of our collective memory but the 'they' are competitive ambitious and tireless. We can not be complacent for a moment lest they take over and eat us with a nice oyster-sauce. You know what they are like...?

I may be a bit tipsy but its ok as i went to private school....you common trash may not understand. Dont worry about it. Its cool........
Should I have coffee in Sydney with this SA fly-in?

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thx - much appreciated ... heaps actually

heres a fishy to show my gratitude

Thanks for the fishment Sneakments

Im much better now thanks.
I may be a hung over I cant imagine how that happened...

That fruity white will knock you for six every time.

I find red wine makes me violently ill, while white is relatively harmless .

OMG I have another day-off and Im off-colour..tsk

OMG, I cant open the apricot jam jar! I need a man to look after me.

Shall I go back to bed after breakfast? OMG its all soo exciting.

I may have had a bowel movement...

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I find red wine makes me violently ill, while white is relatively harmless .

OMG I have another day-off and Im off-colour..tsk

OMG, I cant open the apricot jam jar! I need a man to look after me.

Shall I go back to bed after breakfast? OMG its all soo exciting.

I may have had a bowel movement...

How do you manage to fit soo much in to 24 hours? I'm lucky I live in laid back NT where 24 hours can take anything up to 3 days.

NT = Never on time
NT = not today
NT = not tomorrow

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I may be a bit tipsy but its ok as i went to private school....you common trash may not understand. Dont worry about it. Its cool........
Should I have coffee in Sydney with this SA fly-in?

Be careful as them folk from SA are mighty strange - queer even as some say!

south africa?

Them Southern Belles are scary indeed.

Bi Flab, you make it sound like every one in the NT is on welfare!!

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south africa?

close enough