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Were you gone? Nobody seems to have noticed.

Thats it, thats your best shot? Oh and Lazzy has also allowed me the use of -_- where appropriate, like here!!
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I am a fan of the owner of this thread. Huge fan.

I even started talking like you: I say totally inappropriate things during inappropriate moments. People often don't get it but I think it's a hoot. That's my tribute to you.
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Oh Barry who would have thought that you would be influencing the behaviour of others AND have fans. I feel so fucking honoured to have met you in the flesh, may I have your autograph please, pretty please???
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I am a fan of the owner of this thread. Huge fan.

I even started talking like you: I say totally inappropriate things during inappropriate moments. People often don't get it but I think it's a hoot. That's my tribute to you.

I accept you . It is so nice to imitated by the highly impressionable ( not to say weak-willed)

Next week I may be feeding the multitudes with only some crumbed fish and a few loaves of white- bread - it may all be done with mirrors or magic.

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I have never been to the Royal Easter show....I have only been in oz for 6 years, so it is not like I was deprived as a child - so don't worry on that front -
should I go as an adult? Do you have handcuffs, badamj ? If I am naughty, will you arrest me?

YEs DJ, it is quite UnAustralian not to have gone to the Show, apparently. Its on till the 18th so make an effort. Open your wallet and heart wide open.

No, I do not have handcuffs. Perhaps you'd be better-off stalking and striking a nice policeman/woman if your into that sort of thing. God will judge you , not me. Incidentally, Coppers don't make much more money than we do and they have to deal with with much more danger but they get sick leave and nicer uniforms.
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Barry if its un australian not to have gone to a Royal Easter, why havent you ever been? I caught many fish in PNG, in case you were wondering.
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I accept you . It is so nice to imitated by the highly impressionable ( not to say weak-willed)

Next week may be feeding the multitudes with only some crumbed fish and a few loaves white- bread - it may all be done with mirrors or magic.



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Barry if its un australian not to have gone to a Royal Easter, why havent you ever been? I caught many fish in PNG, in case you were wondering.

What are you saying? I have been to the Show like f'ing everyday.

Have you been trout fishing in PNG? I'd love to go there. I wonder what the quarantine policy is on all those charming timber handicrafts they make there? They say the diving is sensational there too. Are there still cannibals there?

I have bought some Imodium for my plumbing. I managed to eat some roast chicken and salad. I aslo had some more special electrolyte drink. I may be on the mend.

Is there anything entertaining on my TV tonight? Im watching reruns of the new Block show. I refuse to watch The Voice. Im too weak to rent a dvd.

OMG, nature calls - my bowels have opened up asunder ( is that a word?)
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(I'm sending best wishes in your time of need)

Oh Mark- are both those people long dead? What could you be trying to say? Is it appropriate that health professional sleep with the client? I guess I should thank you for your thought.

Yes that charming chemist is open till 9pm but the pharmacist there is very surly and perfunctory in the extreme!!! I may have bought some ready-made dinners from Coles. I do need someone to look after me. Do you know of anyone?

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Oh alright. But I may have transmittable diseases FYI.

Are you Irish or something? Charming. You dont seem to have a profile so I cant stalk you Im afraid.
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OMG, were is Lazz? Has he been 'away' ? We should all wish him back....now children, on the count of three...
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Thanks for the heads up LW that was a close call.

OMG, what you have done to LW? Is everything alright? I do worry
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I have never been to the Royal Easter show....I have only been in oz for 6 years, so it is not like I was deprived as a child - so don't worry on that front -
should I go as an adult? Do you have handcuffs, badamj ? If I am naughty, will you arrest me?

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If he has any sense he won't go anywhere near you!
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Thank you Irene. Im not allowed to converse with minors.

My tummy is feeling a bit ore settled thanks for asking.
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Did i mention that Im not feeling well du jour?
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OMG, its about my bowels! What to do.

Im watching Lost in Space, it fills me with nostalgia for the idealised family I never had. Then off to beddies. I expect many trips to the potty through out the night. Gary Oldman makes a good Dr Smith. Dp you think the Robinson Family all vote Democrat? I like to think so.

So little time in my busy schedule to relax. I must be bwave. I only hope I wake up tomorrow in better sorts.

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Are you working at the show, Adam. Sorry, didn't realise. That explains the handcuffs remark!
Are you on medication for your stomach?
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Are you working at the show, Adam. Sorry, didn't realise. That explains the handcuffs remark!
Are you on medication for your stomach?

Are you on medication for your stomach? - Among other things???
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OMG, were is Lazz? Has he been 'away' ? We should all wish him back....now children, on the count of three...

If only it were that simple.
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Are you working at the show, Adam. Sorry, didn't realise. That explains the handcuffs remark!
Are you on medication for your stomach?

Yes yes and Yes Irene!!!! Will you drop all that you are doing and look-after me? I would remember you in my will?

I have to work tonight but I dont feel well - but I want the money and I dont want to let ( my mercenary dehumanising employers) the side down . Such a dilemma.

I am taking Imodium TM for 'the problem' . I still dont feel chipper. I msut be brave. im getting rather tired of herioics I must say.

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If only it were that simple.


Flounder, don't you believe....? Tsk
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Are you on medication for your stomach? - Among other things???

Yes, see below.

I can not know what you ever you could be implying Sir...
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My bowels have conspired against me!!! Will I need many 'comfort breaks' du soir? How do I manage? I am amazing. F'ing rain! At least the crowds will be down. Will there be any 'last-day' shenanigans? Life, it just keeps rolling on apparently...There is simply no stopping the excitement..

Will I buy some Wrangler jeans for $60? Will there be lots of last day bargains? Again - too excitement!!

I dont feel like eating - should I OD on caffeine products and chocolate? and ice cream? and lollie-water?
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My bowels have conspired against me!!! Will I need many 'comfort breaks' du soir? How do I manage? I am amazing. F'ing rain! At least the crowds will be down. Will there be any 'last-day' shenanigans? Life, it just keeps rolling on apparently...There is simply no stopping the excitement..

Will I buy some Wrangler jeans for $60? Will there be lots of last day bargains? Again - too excitement!!

I dont feel like eating - should I OD on caffeine products and chocolate? and ice cream? and lollie-water?

OD on those items and you shall risk many a discomfort break. Be brave. Lurk in a quiet corner out of the rain.
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Flounder, don't you believe....? Tsk

I do now....FUCK!!
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Dear Scat-Freaks....yes, it did happen... our worst fears realised...The same same shame! Its alright now I safe at home. I may have to get more snake oil to fix my 'problem'...

I dont like this rain business at all. I remained warm and dry - so to speak...last night ( eeewwww)

I bought some more Show crap: a tiny remote control helicopter ( which may or may not fly)and some more cowboy-drag. Shall I post a picture?

All the carnies have moved camp. I offered my email to 'Cookie' a charming gayist carnie from Brisbane. Gypies cant be relied upon and they steal more than just hearts.... Hopefully , all my shop-holders in my pavilion will have moved out by tonight so I wont have to endure tedious flirts from the girls or engage in inane macho banter with the boys. When i get tired and cranky, which is often, I often don't feel like making small-talk. It will be nice and quite. Christ, I hope there is some furniture and power for me tonight.

Soon my ordeal will be over - two more nights...

Now do I have any clean laundry? Whom wants to look after me?
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