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I should go a have a power-mince but Im too lazy. Maybe tomorrow...
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FYI, I still may be enjoying a well earned relaxment.
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Are you entering the Harbour City Bears 'Mr Bear' contest Adam? I think you really should make more of an effort to publicise the fact that derrière of yours is available and open for business and it want's a nice new 'husbear'.
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Mr Ash, I am immune to your cruel taunts.

Im having a cold-sore bloom ATM. I can not contemplate any social engagements.
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Dear Mr. Badass, I was in fact just wondering that about my brother as well. I notice he still posts on FB, but, even that has been inconsistent. I think that perhaps its more likely that he has found a lerv interest.
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Dear Mr. Badass, I was in fact just wondering that about my brother as well. I notice he still posts on FB, but, even that has been inconsistent. I think that perhaps its more likely that he has found a lerv interest.

Love, you say? I spoz it is possible that the devil could find wuv. I imagiane that it would never last very long ?
Perhaps he is just over us all and or found other distractions. He had way-too many posts anywhay - it was just silly I tell you.
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Yes - well I have to say other than your micro blog and the very occasional topics that peak some curiosity in me, these forums have either been snooze worthy or so full of guff and ego that I can't be bothered either. As for the Devil finding love...that would not surprise me at all. After all isn't that what we all want?
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Well said mister. So wise, magnanimous and diplomatic for one so such and such. Bravo .
I am pleased that you can tolerate my silly little bloooog. I personally would not know what an 'ego' was even if I fell over it or saw one in the mirror, honestly. Your bro was charming but I think he was , quite frankly, threatened by my extensive 'mojo' etc. Even this too is permissible and does not constitute a damning personality flaw.
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Indeed Flounder. I wondered about that and then I thought not to bother you in your gastric state.
Badass I am far from wise, in fact I become a little less wise every day. At this rate it'll be the nursing home for me. It is precisely your lack of ego that I love about you. That and your ample bosoms.
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Indeed Flounder. I wondered about that and then I thought not to bother you in your gastric state.
Badass I am far from wise, in fact I become a little less wise every day. At this rate it'll be the nursing home for me. It is precisely your lack of ego that I love about you. That and your ample bosoms.

Yes but are they vinegar tits? All shriveled up and sour?
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Indeed Flounder. I wondered about that and then I thought not to bother you in your gastric state.
Badass I am far from wise, in fact I become a little less wise every day. At this rate it'll be the nursing home for me. It is precisely your lack of ego that I love about you. That and your ample bosoms.

Jeez you wouldnt wish that little bug on Ernesto or Sesame.......hmmm on second thoughts.

I doubt very much if your becoming less wise Totka, wisdom comes with age and short term memory is overrated, its just a trick like picking your jocks up with your toes.
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Yes but are they vinegar tits? All shriveled up and sour?

Ruffnut I would need to inspect more closely. I have, however, spied some pics in the past and they seem far from shrivelled. In fact they seemed quite full and potentially bountiful.

Flounder - its amazing what I can do with my toes. If only my cognitive abilities matched it.
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Know what you mean about stomach bugs Flounder. I had severe Salmonella in Thailand once. I was stuck on a train and thought I would die. Then I ended up in a Malay hospital and I thought I would go mad before I died. Glad you are feeling better.
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Yes but are they vinegar tits? All shriveled up and sour?

My ample mans-bossoms are full and pert; its quite official.
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Know what you mean about stomach bugs Flounder. I had severe Salmonella in Thailand once. I was stuck on a train and thought I would die. Then I ended up in a Malay hospital and I thought I would go mad before I died. Glad you are feeling better.

What were doing in the flesh-pot young man? That will teach you...
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I survived, thanks for asking.

Oh yay!!!! Flounder, I was tossing and turning all night worrying myself into a lather I was? Praise the lord that your bottom has made a full recovery. What have you learnt from this experience?
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I may have got to the beach today. I had to buy Nana Charlenska a fish salad chips lunch. Got some sun but didnt chase any dick at all. Am I losing my 'mojo' ( whatever that is)?

OMG I have an overnighter du soir but am free for Trivia Wednesday night. So all are happy.
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Know what you mean about stomach bugs Flounder. I had severe Salmonella in Thailand once. I was stuck on a train and thought I would die. Then I ended up in a Malay hospital and I thought I would go mad before I died. Glad you are feeling better.

All good. Illness overseas is bad news, a mate drank some home made soft drink in mainland China and became violently ill, found a public toilet and actually passed out pants around his knees and vomiting. He woke up with the door open and a local masturbating over him.

He told it at a dinner party as we were relating our worst overseas experiences, the room fell silent I didnt know if we should laugh or cry
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My ample mans-bossoms are full and pert; its quite official.
Totka is only flattering me coz he wants something

Ive seen them in the flesh too, fullsome springs to mind.
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Excellent story. I especially liked the "masturbating" bit
Ghastly dirty places them foreign places .
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Oh yay!!!! Flounder, I was tossing and turning all night worrying myself into a lather I was? Praise the lord that your bottom has made a full recovery. What have you learnt from this experience?

I'm too old to learn anything Barry, you know tha. Besides even if I did chances are Ill have forgotten it by tomorrow.
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Excellent story. I especially liked the "masturbating" bit
Ghastly dirty places them foreign places .

Agreed, an excellent story and almost impossible to top. Except for being jailed for defacing a mates passport with groucho moustache and glasses while he was asleep and both being arrested on entry, then quickly deported.
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. I think that perhaps its more likely that he has found a lerv interest.

What high school does he go to?
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Excellent story. I especially liked the "masturbating" bit
Ghastly dirty places them foreign places .

I hear they are full of foreigners - how ghastly!
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I have long held that suspicion too.
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I may have been guarding an enchanted forest of TimTam trees last night. There should be some DDB adverts to follow. I should have talked to these admen about working in the industry. They all looked so 'fashion-victimed' and young though.

My work mate had a major hissy after I mentioned something about Filipino mail-order brides whist he was using his computer. He has called me a poofter a few times and lots of awful things besides before . Others have commented that he stinks; and he does. He cant wear his proper uniform for some reason and has the manner and attitude appearance of the 'the Grouch' from Seame Street. Anyways I just told him to shut-up and ignored him for a few hours while he contemplated his navel. He even threatened me with violence. He is a sad crazy little old man. You'd be surprised how many people tried to steal the TimTams - common thieves..
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What high school does he go to?

Harsh and yet strangely fair LW.
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All good. Illness overseas is bad news, a mate drank some home made soft drink in mainland China and became violently ill, found a public toilet and actually passed out pants around his knees and vomiting. He woke up with the door open and a local masturbating over him.

He told it at a dinner party as we were relating our worst overseas experiences, the room fell silent I didnt know if we should laugh or cry

Love that story. I think I may know the local involved LOL.
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Agreed, an excellent story and almost impossible to top. Except for being jailed for defacing a mates passport with groucho moustache and glasses while he was asleep and both being arrested on entry, then quickly deported.

One should know better than to deface government documentation such as passports. Tsk
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