How many times have you been surveyed about your sexual orientation and its relationship to your mental health, social life and/or drug and alcohol use in the past year?
a) Many times
b) A lot
c) Please kill me

How often do you experience feelings of hostility towards sociologists?
a) Often
b) Most of the time
c) Now

Do you ever have violent fantasies involving sociologists?
a) Yes
b) Definitely
c) *cocks gun*

On a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is no interest and 10 is extremely interested, please rate your interest in completing another survey
a) 0
b) 0.5
c) No

# 1 Survey ~ Today, 07:54 AM
How many times have you been surveyed about your sexual orientation and its relationship to your mental health, social life and/or drug and alcohol use in the past year?
a) Many times
b) A lot
c) Please kill me

How often do you experience feelings of hostility towards sociologists?
a) Often
b) Most of the time
c) Now

Do you ever have violent fantasies involving sociologists?
a) Yes
b) Definitely
c) *cocks gun*

On a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is no interest and 10 is extremely interested, please rate your interest in completing another survey
a) 0
b) 0.5
c) No


Ah, you cheered me up today Ammi! Thankyou!
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How many times have you been surveyed about your sexual orientation and its relationship to your mental health, social life and/or drug and alcohol use in the past year?
a) Many times
b) A lot
c) Please kill me

How often do you experience feelings of hostility towards sociologists?
a) Often
b) Most of the time
c) Now
d) Never - its important that we are counted... plus they were hot last time at the Wick/Sporties/FairDay... you would've like the one at the Wick Ammi!

Do you ever have violent fantasies involving sociologists?
a) Yes
b) Definitely
c) *cocks something else*

On a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is no interest and 10 is extremely interested, please rate your interest in completing another survey
a) 0
b) 0.5
c) No
d) 10

Comments: I felt the structure of this survey to be very biased on the negative

How many times have you been surveyed about your sexual orientation and its relationship to your mental health, social life and/or drug and alcohol use in the past year?
a) Many times
b) A lot
c) Masterchef

How often do you experience feelings of hostility towards sociologists?
a) Often
b) Most of the time
Masterchef

Do you ever have violent fantasies involving sociologists?
a) Yes
b) Definitely
masterchef

On a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is no interest and 10 is extremely interested, please rate your interest in completing another survey
a) 0
b) 0.5
Dancing with the stars

And judging from Andrew's answers, a visit to the Beat/Wichkam/Sporties for some yellow shoe laces is in order this weekend