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11th July 2010, 06:53 PM Old #1

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Ok kids.

It's that time of the year again.

As you are all aware, there is nothing that makes me more happy in the pants than a good celebrity death.

This year has been rather disappointing, but I guess after the bumper crop that was 2009, perhaps it can only be expected.

But we've still had a few beauties:
I mean Alexander McQueen
Corey Haim.
Dennis Hopper.
Gary Coleman.
The old slut from the Golden Girls.
Zelda Rubenstein ( the little midget psychic in Poltergeist).

So who do we think will rush, rush, rush to the mortality finish line?
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11th July 2010, 07:02 PM Old #2

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She's on the list
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11th July 2010, 07:27 PM Old #4

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Tom Cruise
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11th July 2010, 07:32 PM Old #5

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omg the little woman in poltergeist died?
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I loved her so much.

Rest in peace psychic midget comrade
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11th July 2010, 07:43 PM Old #10

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I have a feeling Pope Ratzinger won't be around for much longer......
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Lindsay Lohan won't last a day in jail...
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11th July 2010, 07:49 PM Old #12

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Mel Brooks needs to go....he's one of those artist's who's gotten progressively WORSE with age

if he dies with dignity now then we can all remember Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles.....well basically anything he did with Gene Wilder


Sarah Jessica Parker's had a good run too....time to go
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I think the Queen is just about done.
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Sarah Jessica Parker's had a good run too....time to go

Ha!

I didn't know the dwarf from Poltergeist had crossed over. I hope she went towards the light.
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I'm amusing myself with the thought of what the atmosphere would be like if Justin Bieber were to suddenly pass away
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Ha!

I didn't know the dwarf from Poltergeist had crossed over. I hope she went towards the light.

That just reminded me of an hilarious story I was told the other day. My boss overheard it in the hairdresser's. The guy that told the story had a teenage son who is autistic. He came home one day to find his son all scratched and bruised and covered in mud. When he asked the kid why, the kid said he had caught a troll.

The father of course thought this was just being his son being special, but the kid insisted he had caught a troll and that it was locked in the garage. The father finally gave in and went and looked in the garage, only to find a very battered and bruised midget.

Imagine trying to explain that to the guy. "Well you see, he thought you were a troll. I'm sure you understand".
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It made me crack up. Of course we were very drunk at the time.
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That just reminded me of an hilarious story I was told the other day. My boss overheard it in the hairdresser's. The guy that told the story had a teenage son who is autistic. He came home one day to find his son all scratched and bruised and covered in mud. When he asked the kid why, the kid said he had caught a troll.

The father of course thought this was just being his son being special, but the kid insisted he had caught a troll and that it was locked in the garage. The father finally gave in and went and looked in the garage, only to find a very battered and bruised midget.

Imagine trying to explain that to the guy. "Well you see, he thought you were a troll. I'm sure you understand".

Where are you from? Cause I heard that story- from the autistic kid's Dad.
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Where are you from? Cause I heard that story- from the autistic kid's Dad.

Apparently it happened in Newcastle. Or at least that's where my boss heard it.
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Zelda Rubenstein was also in picket fences which was a great show
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I loved her.

She was my height
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Zelda Rubenstein was also in picket fences which was a great show

She played Ginny the court stenographer

I'm pretty sure she died during the filming of the second season in around 1993-4, and then they did a memorial episode for her about a year later where someone discovered her body in her basement freezer which she had accidently fallen into. The whole town mourned her and told fond memories about her and in the credits it said R.I.P. Zelda, not sure if it's the stuff your smokin now or the stuff I was sm0kin back then but one of us is trippin Vlad
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I loved her.

She was my height

I think she is taller than you
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She played Ginny the court stenographer

I'm pretty sure she died during the filming of the second season in around 1993-4, and then they did a memorial episode for her about a year later where someone discovered her body in her basement freezer which she had accidently fallen into. The whole town mourned her and told fond memories about her and in the credits it said R.I.P. Zelda, not sure if it's the stuff your smokin now or the stuff I was sm0kin back then but one of us is trippin Vlad

No she only died this year.
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11th July 2010, 10:15 PM Old #27

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Awww LB you're evil!

Anyway I always have a bad feeling about Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love.
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No she only died this year.

Oh well at least I got my seasons right

http://www.tv.com/picket-fences/cold...2/summary.html
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So who do we think will rush, rush, rush to the mortality finish line?

Fingers crossed it will be Lady Gaga, the trash mags say she has syphilis and anaemia or some shit.
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