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Move over Mr Shuffles.....it's Kambiri's turn to shine.

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5th August 2010, 06:37 PM Old #1

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5th August 2010, 06:39 PM Old #2

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OMFG.

That's the best thing ever.

The only thing I love more than elephants and hippos are rhinos.

But I fucking hate Pandas. They suck shit.
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I still heart Mr Shuffles the most though.

He came back from the dead.

He's the Jesus Elephant.
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5th August 2010, 06:44 PM Old #4

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does mr shuffles still have red eyes?
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No his eyes are normal now- but he's a bit of a clumsy spazz. He isn't as nimble on his feet as he should be and his eyes are still kinda buggy compared to the other baby elephant.

But he's really funny still. And runs around and kicks this big beach ball thing.
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Heaps of keepers are usually in the enclosure with him too- cos he fell in the pool and couldn't get out- but all the adult elephants helped pull him out.

So everyone is on standby incase he falls in again while he is little
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Baby animals are just so cute..........
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is that baby hippo obese? put it on diet and exercise plan.

Slice it very thinly on toast.

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Some baby hippos were born years ago here in Melbourne at the Weribee zoo safari park. But then their mother ate them. True story.
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Some baby hippos were born years ago here in Melbourne at the Weribee zoo safari park. But then their mother ate them. True story.

Really, no shit? WOW. I guess its her prerogative really. She probably had a good reason
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They moved her to the isolation pond.
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Some baby hippos were born years ago here in Melbourne at the Weribee zoo safari park. But then their mother ate them. True story.

Who can blame her? They look delicious. Pygmy hippo on a spit please!
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I reckon a roast hippo would have heaps of crackling.
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Comments like these are what keep me coming back to this place
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You are all so cruel - how could you talk about one of Jesus' creations like that...

Maybe they could move the baby hippo into Mr Shuffles's enclosure so he could play ball with him.
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You are all so cruel - how could you talk about one of Jesus' creations like that...

Maybe they could move the baby hippo into Mr Shuffles's enclosure so he could play ball with him.

I think you'll find it's one his old man's creations. Jesus was a Johnny-come-lately who just tried to cash in on his old man's work.
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It depresses me that we ooh and ahh about zoo animals while their habits are being fucked-over. Too many people not enough trees. I am so self less and sensitive. I have pet fish.
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