About me: Searching for that special man in my life... my gayboyfriend.

Bi chick seeks Gay male to become one of my most favourite friends...

I'm 37 but am looking for a friend who will tell me I look younger, (I will repay in kind) I like dancing and occasionally taking the party substance and you should too, in fact lets have so much damn fun we do it more then occasionally. I like holidaying in the tropics but the men in Thailand made me feel sick, so lets go visit somewhere else. I eat a lot and love making lovely cakes and slices for my friends so you should have at least 28 shiny white sweet straight teeth in your mouth. Im skinny so I won't bore you with any of those fat issues, and expect the same in return.

I am available to pretend to be your girlfriend at weddings, your nana will love me.

I have a pathetic (ok you could call it whoreish) love life, you are free to bag me out about it often, but Ill occasionally require a hug. I will actively encourage you to have sex with lots guys, but I'm very intuitive so Ill be there to stop you making mistakes. I'll support you 100% and be your biggest fan. My favourite tv shows in no particular order are : What Katie Did Next, Millionaire Match Maker, Rock of Love and House Wives of NewYork and The Contender... I also like reality tv A day eating Haighs chocolate and watching a historial drama = good times.

Nights dancing with me at trance events are manditory, feel free to take your shirt off.

In return (its all be a bit me me me really hasn't it?) I am good at listening, will make you laugh, will understand you put on a t-shirt right out of the dirty laundry basket, will not stalk you, will understand why you like watching sports, will steal your porn and give you sound manhunt advice.

I am not really good about bitching about people or their outfits or endless talk about your ex so I wouldn't suit someone that really enjoys that, this all goes out of the window if they are a recent Ex, I'm supportive like that.

So reply, and be my friend....but hurry up because Summerdayze tickets go on sale soon and I want to go with you!

errmmm are there many gay guys who actively seek out new faghags?

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Originally Posted by trina2004

errmmm are there many gay guys who actively seek out new faghags?

Ahhh no, but maybe their hag has moved interstate or they arent a good zodiac match

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Originally Posted by MsPeta

Ahhh no, but maybe their hag has moved interstate or they arent a good zodiac match

What? Do you mean their personalities clash? Because if their personalities clashed, they wouldnt be fag+ faghag, would they? Lol

haha this is kind of cute

unsolicited advice: you should possibly stipulate whether or not you're likely to try and have sex with them, especially whilst intoxicated.

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Originally Posted by trina2004

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Ahhh no, but maybe their hag has moved interstate or they arent a good zodiac match

What? Do you mean their personalities clash? Because if their personalities clashed, they wouldnt be fag+ faghag, would they? Lol

i'm not sure but i think that was a joke trina

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Originally Posted by ammonite

i'm not sure but i think that was a joke trina

awww. I thought I'd found someone who actually believed in that zodiac stuff.

Bless

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Originally Posted by ammonite

haha this is kind of cute

unsolicited advice: you should possibly stipulate whether or not you're likely to try and have sex with them, especially whilst intoxicated.

Haha Ammy I was thinking the same thing, would you settle for a bi guy and fuck buddy privileges ??

I wish you were in Sydney, all my fag hags have grown up and found husbands. I miss hanging with the girls.

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Originally Posted by Totka

I wish you were in Sydney, all my fag hags have grown up and found husbands. I miss hanging with the girls.

Nana says... I wish you and your tiny and gorgeous brother were living in Melbourne.
Marky won't take me to Crown Casino.
The best I can get is www.tab.com.au

Ha this is all kinds of amazing.

Marky you are so cruel! Nanna, I'm in Melbourne soon. Put aside a Casino night and get your glad rags out, we're going to the high roller room.

You and your fag hags.

I for one am greatful there is no danger of finding a silly straight bitch dildoing herself over gay porn on your lounge.

Those stains are still there.

I've never had a fag hag.

I've always been a hagless homo.

I often got about with a "fag stag" - a straight guy who hung out with queers

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Originally Posted by MsPeta

Ahhh no, but maybe their hag has moved interstate or they arent a good zodiac match

LOL

My Fag Hags Gone Funny On Me, I Hardley See Her Anymore! Its A Shame

I don't think i've ever had a fag hag per say.

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Originally Posted by Totka

Marky you are so cruel! Nanna, I'm in Melbourne soon. Put aside a Casino night and get your glad rags out, we're going to the high roller room.

Nana says... Bless your cotton socks sweetheart, you will make a poor old Nana a happy woman before she dies.
Would serve some people right if their old Nana spent all their inheritance.
#justsaying darling

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Originally Posted by shaneyboi82

My Fag Hags Gone Funny On Me, I Hardley See Her Anymore! Its A Shame

They do tend to go off the rails should a keeper bf come along and get in the way and she doesn't have one because she is too mental to keep one.
Speaking from experience

Nan Must see TV

Do watch it all, funny as

Same Same Media Player

Catherine Tate Show Nan dead tv & at the doctor's - YouTube

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Originally Posted by ammonite

unsolicited advice: you should possibly stipulate whether or not you're likely to try and have sex with them, especially whilst intoxicated.

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT !

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Originally Posted by marky markywicz

They do tend to go off the rails should a keeper bf come along and get in the way and she doesn't have one because she is too mental to keep one.
Speaking from experience

I concur.

Marky are you taking Nana along to Beyond's 10th Birthday Bash - I'm sure she would have a hoot of a time there.

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Originally Posted by Grumpy

Marky are you taking Nana along to Beyond's 10th Birthday Bash - I'm sure she would have a hoot of a time there.

Grumps, she said she doesn't want to take the lime light of the shirtless brigade,
its their time.

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Originally Posted by marky markywicz

Grumps, she said she doesn't want to take the lime light of the shirtless brigade,
its their time.

Same Same Media Player

YouTube

teehee. This made me smile

Wanted: My very own gay stereotype....

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Originally Posted by rudeboy86

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT !

she hasn't denied it yet

I am the only girl in a massive group of guys, some of whom are gay, and because they ALL asked me to go to their formals with them, I inadvertently got all the straight guys the reputation of being gay, and all now the gay guys call me the Queen of the Fag Hags.

LOL I always wanted to write one of these! I wanted to advertise for a new gay BFF. Preferably campy, outrageously flaming, loves to go on shopping sprees and knows about fashion and will do my hair.