Sydney professional dancer Daniel G appeared on The Morning Show this week, flogging some strange contraption. He's a dancer at Nevermind when he's not at the gym.

His telly appearance was the first time I'd heard his voice, and must confess to you all that I have now fallen completely in love.

Let's listen, and look:

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He had me at "ab-blasting, core-shaping, infinity movement."

I'd like to trial him in my own home for 30 days. I'm sure I'd be completely satisfied and wouldn't send him back for that refund. xx

All yours.

and just where does the fat burning come in to get rid of those kgs ? you wont getting rocking on yr butt

he actually said " Well I'm a professional dancer"

What the fuck.

You think he's ever seen a video of himself dancing?

But - atleast he's straight........ yes.....straight.

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he actually said " Well I'm a professional dancer"

What the fuck.

You think he's ever seen a video of himself dancing?

But - atleast he's straight........ yes.....straight.

Straight ?

you are joking ???????????????

oh- he must be it gets announced at everyone of his performances.

Now I don't like to cast aspersions- as there is no shame in being straight- but you just gotta take one look at him to realise he is one of god's cock smokers.

Sorry Matt. He's lovely to look at but that girly lispy voice ain't pretty.

And straight? Bwahahaahahaahahahahaahahaha!

I hope he doesn't punch me out when I see him at Stonewall next.

Punch? Bwahahaahahaahahahahaahahaha!

I KNOW

Bwahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahaahah ahah
I'm only teasing.

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oh- he must be it gets announced at everyone of his performances.

Now I don't like to cast aspersions- as there is no shame in being straight- but you just gotta take one look at him to realise he is one of god's cock smokers.

Let me get this right.

Before a performance they announce he is straight ?

Do they announce the other dancers are gay ? bi ?

No usually at the end.

They will say
'and this is our straight dancer "Daniel G"' but every time the other tubby dancer says it- it looks like he's about to choke on a turd.

Matt

I'm sorry we are taking the piss out of your thread. We are usually quite nice boys.

xxx

I'm sure Matt's ok.

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll find another gay bar/nightclub dancer with muscles to be his future husband next week...

He's no Christian Bale

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Don't worry, I'm sure he'll find another gay bar/nightclub dancer with muscles to be his future husband next week...

and one that is gay.

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Hmm? A Sydney man advertising Melbourne?

I want to kill myself.

Is that the same person ?

Yes.

throw him back - there ain't much in the trouser snake pouch.....

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Yes.

oh my

Nana says... he is definately straight.... straight to some boys bed!

Camp as a caravan park!

A shirt lifter.

A Nancy boy.

A Muscle Mary.

And someones dearly loved grandson... BLESS.

Exactly.

He's so camp he shitz tent pegs.

But so what.
I wear dresses.

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All yours.

and just where does the fat burning come in to get rid of those kgs ? you wont getting rocking on yr butt

its the new craze, where people are clamoring to loose weight/get fit/tone up while being as lazy as humanly possible(sitting down) have you seen those those vibrating plates that you stand/sit on for 30 minutes a day, and it shakes the fat off you?

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its the new craze, where people are clamoring to loose weight/get fit/tone up while being as lazy as humanly possible(sitting down) have you seen those those vibrating plates that you stand/sit on for 30 minutes a day, and it shakes the fat off you?

and that ab cruncher where you just use it and get a 8 pack ! as if.

but I read an article on that machine that vibrates. I cant remember too much as it didnt overly interest me but you do some exercise on it and the vibration thingy enhances it or something. We have 2 at the gym.

to get those 8 packs or to be cut you have to get rid of most of your fat.

gay

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but I read an article on that machine that vibrates. I cant remember too much as it didnt overly interest me but you do some exercise on it and the vibration thingy enhances it or something.

basically it forces your body to stabilize itself. its essentially like doing swimming training by being thrown into the middle of the harbour and being told to swim back. you've got not choice but to do the swim. same with standing on the vibrating platform. stabilize or you'll get thrown off (obviously less dramatically so).

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basically it forces your body to stabilize itself. its essentially like doing swimming training by being thrown into the middle of the harbour and being told to swim back. you've got not choice but to do the swim. same with standing on the vibrating platform. stabilize or you'll get thrown off (obviously less dramatically so).

The whole concept of that machine + fat people makes me think of the name of that pokemon that sings, Jigglypuff.

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Those muscle-wobbling machines were invented and discredited in the 1930s