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... you realise you are singing along to a Joshua Kadison song... in a crowded chemist.
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TAMW you're ruling lines with your friend and the conversation goes like this…

Him: *really quietly* Is your line straight?
Me: What?
Him: Are you straight?
Me: *without thinking* yeah I'm straight.
Him: *laughing* oh you're straight are you?!
Me: Yeah. Wait, what? oh ahhahahh shit. No. Shut up. My line is fucking straight you fucker!
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The awkward moment when your brother asks whats wrong cause he can see you trying to hide the pain that is your nipple being that cold that it's hurting. I shrugged, continued to act like nothing was hurting like a bitch and he continued to look at me weird
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My conversation with a friend at Sundaylicious. So glad the music was loud.

Me: You're such a girl.
Him: You're such a guy.
Me: ... Really?
Him: Yeah.
Me: How..?
Him: You use logic, women never use logic.
Me: Please don't say that so loud.

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...when you walk into the same restaurant you were at the night before and the staff yell out "aaaah its the sake couple" whilst clapping and reaching for the sake.

There was no sake last night. Thats why there is no shame this morning.
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When mum asks me if I've finished my assignments.... Ive been on porn the whole time...
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The awkward moment when you realise just how many straight women don't know that their bf's can go down on them, too ...
Yeah. Ask a straight girl what a dental dam is. Jeez! "I thought they were only for lesbians!"
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LOL moment when you re-read sms' to see a huge whole in their story that is so laughable, its so embarassing...its almost suicidal! LOL
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The awkward moment when you're reading a book that you've read before, that you really enjoy ... and you realise you missed a gigantic part of it that was glaringly obvious, and also should've been last time you read it. WTF, me?
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When you buy extra straightening shampoo and conditioner, only to come to the realisation that when your hair dries it is infinitely more curly than usual. =[
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That awkward moment when you get the most difficult fkn client on the phone and you moan out loud then realise you havent actually hung up the phone yet!
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That awkward moment when you get the most difficult fkn client on the phone and you moan out loud then realise you havent actually hung up the phone yet!

guess you don't have that client anymore huh?!
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guess you don't have that client anymore huh?!

ummm, i dont think she was overly impressed, her fault for being a fucktard! lol
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That awkward moment when... You don't have an eyelash in your eye... you have a piece of hair stuck under your eyelid.... And.... It isn't even yours....

Ummm... How did I do that? I don't remember blinking in anyones hair?
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Fuck I love your posts mousey!
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Ah the awkward moment when youre randomly practising boxing punches in the office and you turn around to find a patient watching, waiting for you as theyre ready to leave... Great look "practising your boxing, huh?"
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When you read 'salt and vinegar' as 'salt and vagina'..



Well, bet you can't guess what's on my mind.




HAAHA I just did this! Instead of reading "Hymn to the Aten", I read it as "Hymen to the Aten". My bad.
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Ah the awkward moment when youre randomly practising boxing punches in the office and you turn around to find a patient watching, waiting for you as theyre ready to leave... Great look "practising your boxing, huh?"

Boxing is important... It might save your life one day!

I've had a similar situation to this... But completely different.

In the the some of the prac rooms we have these model patients and I got bored waiting and absentmindedly I had started to caress the models arm and forehead quite lovingly, losing touch with all reality outside of me.

And hadn't noticed my lecturer had been trying to gain my attention until she tapped me on the shoulder with a quizzical look on her face before asking me, ... What are you doing? .....


I think me and that model patient might have a "thing" now.
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That awkward moment when you send a message meant for your girlfriend to your friend by accident. At least it wasn't dirty!
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The awkward moment when I linked my friend to my tumblr page forgetting how pornographic it is.
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The awkward moment when you figure out the truth...
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The awkward moment when I was sitting next to my hot biology teacher, and her skirt was going higher up her thigh. Oh my god. *licks lips*

Its even more awkward cause she knows I want her, and she saw me looking up her thighs. My bad.
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The awkward moment when, through self reflection and ample reading of the Nicomachean Ethics, you find that all along all the relationships you've harbored with people have come from their side either from the concept of Utility or of Pleasure and not of the virtuous; despite your best efforts for reciprocation.

I am quite fond of Aristotle.
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That awkward moment when you get home from work and see that a housemate is wearing some of your clothing. While you have no issue with her borrowing your clothes, you know that what she is wearing came from THAT draw... and you have no idea whether or not she accidentally found anything un-G-rated underneath the clothes.
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That awkward moment when you get home from work and see that a housemate is wearing some of your clothing. While you have no issue with her borrowing your clothes, you know that what she is wearing came from THAT draw... and you have no idea whether or not she accidentally found anything un-G-rated underneath the clothes.

I'm in a perpetual state of fright whenever anyone enters my room, and I haven't much to hide at all. I really wish people would stay out ...
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That awkward moment when you are innocently spooning a friend on the couch then their hand ends up under your shirt and moving along the side of your body...and your girlfriend is on the other couch spooning your housemate with her hand on her boob haha
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oh wasabii xD. is that good awkward or bad awkward ?
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The awkward moment when you make a sexual sounding groan in your sleep, wake yourself up and see your male roommate staring at you. *cringe*
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The awkward moment when I realise that a chick that I told was hot at the lesbian workshops I went to, might actually have an account on samesame, and I'm pretty sure I posted about her too.
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