LOL girls, that's funny

I often wonder how many lurkers we get here. Took me a good six months to come out of the closet... I felt quite intimidated

Glad I did though, just wish more people contributed at times.

Is great hearing from new people...
c'mon lurkers come out come out... say hi we wont bite... unless u want us too...
Vlad or chimpy might... but they are softies at heart. i think. JOKING.
OK thats me done for recruiting newbies.

When you bust out into song ... and it's an S Club 7 song.
"Don't stop, never give up ... "

Hold your head high and reach the top....

...

I can't believe I just saw you write lyrics to an s club 7 song, miss mouse!!

And thanks to the both of you, thats going to be running through my head all day now (the video clip to that is epic, I watched it two weeks ago)

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Vlad or chimpy might... but they are softies at heart.

Please don't spread vicious rumours about me having a heart or I will have to sue you for defamation.

when you wake up on the couch fully clothed at 5am and discover your pants are wet. Luckily the glass laying next to me tipped me off.

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Please don't spread vicious rumours about me having a heart or I will have to sue you for defamation.

Oops i did it again.

When your tutor comments on your facebook status with love advice. Very sweet too though...

When you put all your eggs in one basket and it turns out it isn't a basket

When you are about to leave the house wearing your uniform and your dad asks you if you have work today….

UMM no…I'm actually about to go swimming hey man..

The awkward moment when your stupid honesty means that, without thinking, you call your friend out on a lie at lunch and they burst into tears.


=[ Honesty is so not the best policy.

You forget about telling a friend you were too sick to go out with them the other Saturday night, and then when they ask you later you launch into the story of all the fun things you did with somebody else instead

Your friend wants to name her kid Kite. Personally I think she should call it Sandstorm, or Bookcase but that's more of a boys name...

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Your friend wants to name her kid Kite. Personally I think she should call it Sandstorm, or Bookcase but that's more of a boys name...

Sandstorm sounds kinda cool...

That awkward moment when you wake up on the couch hungover as the middle spoon between your friend and her father in law.

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That awkward moment when you wake up on the couch hungover as the middle spoon between your friend and her father in law.

O.o I remember you telling people they don't keep any personal space, what the hell do you call that?! lol

That awkward moment when you go to the hobart casino for your crazy dutch grandfathers 85th birthday lunch only to find that he hasnt booked a table or anything so the 15 or so family members are scattered around in tables of 2 and 3... and the birthday boy and his wife werent even in the same restaurant. Awkward family gathering number 1087.

So glad you could come down to witness the lovely weather we're having, Stephla

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So glad you could come down to witness the lovely weather we're having, Stephla

I didnt know you were tasmanian!
And it is glorious weather indeed. Would we expect any better?

Yep, born and bred. Had my second head amputated at birth though. You? or just the mad relo?

And you're right, today has been quintessentially Tasmanian. What a shame you didn't mention your little jaunt, we could have shared a cold one!

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Yep, born and bred. Had my second head amputated at birth though. You? or just the mad relo?

And you're right, today has been quintessentially Tasmanian. What a shame you didn't mention your little jaunt, we could have shared a cold one!

ditto but from Penguin. Managed to escape to melbourne a couple of years ago though. I will be back in hobart for a weekend in october for a work conference thingy so raincheck?

The awkward moment when you can't help but notice that an annoying person is really hot. And proceed to think with your vag and flirt with them. *shakes head*
I have so many awkward moments with myself!

When you realise you had a win on eBay last night...but didn't know until now how much you paid and how much if a bidding war you were in..

Meh, I love me some new things

When the client from the job you've been putting off calls and says they'll be down early to inspect their property, and you frantically load up your ute to get down there because you've assured them it's like, totes done already...

And the flapping thing turns over once then dies in the arse. FML.

... you realise you made a decent blunder in your tax return. That's what I get for doing it on my first over-night back at work

Did somebody just mention the tax office?! *Hiss*

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You frantically load up your ute to get down there because you've assured them it's like, totes done already...

And the flapping thing turns over once then dies in the arse. FML.

When you call out a mechanic to look at said ute, and it kicks over like nothing was ever wrong.

Has anyone ever seen that old Looney Tunes cartoon about a singing frog? Welcome to my world.

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When you call out a mechanic to look at said ute, and it kicks over like nothing was ever wrong.

Has anyone ever seen that old Looney Tunes cartoon about a singing frog? Welcome to my world.

Did you have it in D and tried to start it!...LOL. I know that would be the first thing you checked. Got a daughter who called out RACV only for them to discover that.....
What type of ute do you have? I grew up in the country, so its Holden Utes I love. Best cars to go to the Drive In in.....ooooohhh the memories there

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Did you have it in D and tried to start it!...LOL. I know that would be the first thing you checked. Got a daughter who called out RACV only for them to discover that.....
What type of ute do you have? I grew up in the country, so its Holden Utes I love. Best cars to go to the Drive In in.....ooooohhh the memories there

I actually did that as a pissed 18yo..... needed more beer so attempted to go get some in my HQ and couldn't start it. Called NRMA and waited over an hour for them only to have the guy tell me to put it into P and try.

We got fuuuuucked up after that.

I even broke my hand that night...