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25th August 2011, 04:16 PM Old #1

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Default is Tim Cook a Rice QUEEN?
It has come to my attention that in order to be happy I need to be one half of a gay power couple. Much so like Ellen and Portia etc etc

We all know the new head of Apple is Timmy who is 50, greying and totally Gay. But if he is a rice queen I would love to get closer. coz I want to be able to walk into a room and turn peoples heads.



if anyone knows if he is single and a RQ.. please let me know!
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Meh.... I wouldn't look twice to be completely honest. Besides that smirk looks like he would stab you in the back if he could. Just for fun......
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yeh but he is like the "it" gay person in the entire world right now. tho i wonder if his sexuality will hinder apples sales? mmm
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if he is a rice queen, then aren't you competing with about a billion people (literally) for his affections?

i doubt apple geeks give a crap about the CEO is gay, just as long as he is wearing a skivvy
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You're not in the minority on this one Ernesto
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tho i wonder if his sexuality will hinder apples sales? mmm

the gay community seems to be assisting greatly in propelling apple ahead of microsoft
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Fuck he could be a wiggle
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Darling, one doesn't need the stench of rice and an Oriental fuck to make an impression when you walk into a room - a decent suit and a half decent haircut can achieve that but if you're serious about not leaving any doubt about how desperate you are for attention then you might enter a room looking like a yeti and wearing nothing - it's a tight call :P
Rice queens are one step removed from "real" pooftas - real men who want real men. Not that Asians aren't real men but... *sigh* hopefully you're getting my drift?

BTW: I'm not racist; I love Asians... if it wasn't for their industrious little fingers and slightly sad working conditions I might be paying twice as much for my designer knick knacks... god I love the global economy... vive la difference
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lol ur actually RACIST Lazzarus!!!!!!!
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lazzlina without Asians you'd be naked for the world to see so thank Asians for covering up ur hairy crack
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OMG! Where has the love gone? Oh that's right -_-

I'm not racist - I'm actually slightly offended
How on earth can I be racist or any other sort of "ist"? I'm black, I'm Jewish, I'm gay and I'm suffering from a terminal illness (read disabled). I'm the last person here to get cute about race or anything else lol :P
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We all know the new head of Apple is Timmy who is 50, greying and totally Gay. But if he is a rice queen I would love to get closer. coz I want to be able to walk into a room and turn peoples heads.

You turn peoples head's already when you enter a room, pity its coz they puke..
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lol hazy ur so vile are u as ugly on the outside?
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OMG! Where has the love gone? Oh that's right -_-

I'm not racist - I'm actually slightly offended
How on earth can I be racist or any other sort of "ist"? I'm black, I'm Jewish, I'm gay and I'm suffering from a terminal illness (read disabled). I'm the last person here to get cute about race or anything else lol :P

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Fuck he could be a wiggle

OMG the wiggles are not short of a $ and they are definitely rice-happy. Dont tell Ernesto.
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Darling, one doesn't need the stench of rice and an Oriental fuck to make an impression when you walk into a room - a decent suit and a half decent haircut can achieve that but if you're serious about not leaving any doubt about how desperate you are for attention then you might enter a room looking like a yeti and wearing nothing - it's a tight call :P
Rice queens are one step removed from "real" pooftas - real men who want real men. Not that Asians aren't real men but... *sigh* hopefully you're getting my drift?

BTW: I'm not racist; I love Asians... if it wasn't for their industrious little fingers and slightly sad working conditions I might be paying twice as much for my designer knick knacks... god I love the global economy... vive la difference

U r such a dumb fucken bitch!!!
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Darling, one doesn't need the stench of rice and an Oriental fuck to make an impression when you walk into a room - a decent suit and a half decent haircut can achieve that but if you're serious about not leaving any doubt about how desperate you are for attention then you might enter a room looking like a yeti and wearing nothing - it's a tight call :P
Rice queens are one step removed from "real" pooftas - real men who want real men. Not that Asians aren't real men but... *sigh* hopefully you're getting my drift?

BTW: I'm not racist; I love Asians... if it wasn't for their industrious little fingers and slightly sad working conditions I might be paying twice as much for my designer knick knacks... god I love the global economy... vive la difference

I bet the moderators remove this post and ban me but not the racist fuck and his dumb

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we all know sesame is a clone he needs to be banned pronto!
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