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3rd September 2011, 10:10 AM Old #1

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Surely no man would wear this - its just wrong wrong wrong. It honestly makes Mama feel quite uneasy.





If ya'll want one of these things - they available here
http://www.koalaswim.com/ko-swim-split-master.htm
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3rd September 2011, 11:06 AM Old #2

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I really don't understand this at all, but then again I don't think I want to. The description from the website is most illuminating:

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The design is based on our currently best selling vagina-style suit, the Changed Man. We now offer it in bikini form. It has the same amazing front pouch lets any man touch his feminine side by creating a virtual pussy out of his cock. The look is so compelling that when the Changed Man G-string was introduced it was not only the best selling fem-style suit, but quickly became our best selling design which just blew us away. Guess there are more open minded men and women than we gave credit. The Change Man Bikini allows you the freedom to wear a moderate full back bikini and still have your beautiful lips exposed. Simply magnificent

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The design is based on their "best selling vagina-style suit"? WTF? Meat dresses, vagina suits. What is the world coming to?????
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3rd September 2011, 11:12 AM Old #3

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WTF ?

and where the fuck has he put his cock ?????????????????????

ugly ugly ugly and the website even a bigger shock..........
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3rd September 2011, 11:25 AM Old #4

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This thread makes baby jesus cry
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3rd September 2011, 12:03 PM Old #5

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Nana says... what will they think of next?
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Don't all dragQueens wear these things!


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3rd September 2011, 12:19 PM Old #7

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That website made me feel like this...........
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WTF ?

and where the fuck has he put his cock ?????????????????????

ugly ugly ugly and the website even a bigger shock..........

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This thread makes baby jesus cry

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That website made me feel like this...........

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3rd September 2011, 02:43 PM Old #10

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3rd September 2011, 02:44 PM Old #11

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This thread makes baby jesus cry

Screw baby Jesus, I just threw up
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3rd September 2011, 03:36 PM Old #12

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Why would a guy wunna walk along the beach looking like he has pissflaps?
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I love women; most of my friends are women but I have no desire to be one... nor do I want to pretend to be one; look kike one or wear anything that hides the fact I have a dick.

Maybe it is appealing to something that straight guys might get? I don't know or care... I just think it's ridiculous (and this from a man who wears Alexander McQueen... and not the boy stuff *blushes*)
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3rd September 2011, 05:04 PM Old #14

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I can't afford alexander mcqueen
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3rd September 2011, 05:05 PM Old #15

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theshirt I am wearing wason sale for $5 lol and that was bought over a year and a half ago, it is a little tight, but growth spurts are so freakin anoying
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3rd September 2011, 05:06 PM Old #16

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you look cute in your new profile pic bobby
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3rd September 2011, 10:19 PM Old #17

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Okay - I've been to the website and I STILL don't understand where he put his cock...?? I might need remedial lessons...
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4th September 2011, 12:03 AM Old #18

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He must be a eunuch, because theirs no way you can hide your cock like that without it being incredibly uncomfortable. You wouldn't want to get hard wearing these vile things, disturbing.
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4th September 2011, 12:21 AM Old #19

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I think he literally fcked himself.
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4th September 2011, 11:41 AM Old #20

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Oh dear. I think I may have pissed my self laughing.
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4th September 2011, 11:44 AM Old #21

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oh my.... what has been seen, cannot be unseen
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i'm amused by how freaked out this seems to make all you boys.
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4th September 2011, 11:55 AM Old #23

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aww, shucks thanks irati, and everytime I come back on here, I look and still think wow that is impossible, where did it go, does it hurt ur balls or dick? who invented this. and why?
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I just looked again, and this has to hurt, he maybe smiling, but man his balls are sore red
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i'm amused by how freaked out this seems to make all you boys.

Ha. I just think it looks painful.
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I just spent way too long looking at all the contraptions these Koala people have and
1. wonder why anyone would buy this stuff?
2. what were the models thinking showing their faces?
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I just spent way too long looking at all the contraptions these Koala people have and
1. wonder why anyone would buy this stuff?
2. what were the models thinking showing their faces?

3. Why is Marky spending so much time looking at such nasty stuff?
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i'm amused by how freaked out this seems to make all you boys.

That's cause we like willies so any item that's designed to make willies dissappear is not going to go down well (so to speak).
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