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29th October 2011, 08:42 AM Old #1

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So i have these two stupid friends that love saying horrible things to one another. It can be hilarious but it can make me uncomfortable at time. Both of them are great guys but young, i guess that can explain the throw back to highschool antics. One of them can mostly take it on the chin the other slowly boils and then explodes physically or verbally.


Has anyone seen this kind of friendship before? what would you do watching this happen?

I feel like turning the hose on them and waving my cane in the air

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29th October 2011, 09:35 AM Old #2

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1. throw a house party

2. spike both of their drinks

3. wait until they're unconscious, strip them and place them in bed next to each other

4. enjoy the silence on your next social occasion
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29th October 2011, 09:49 AM Old #3

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I feel like turning the hose on them and waving my cane in the air

I endorse this action.
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29th October 2011, 09:49 AM Old #4

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29th October 2011, 09:57 AM Old #5

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Flick the light switch on and off and tell them to stop being mean to each other using your outdoor voice.
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Arc!

aww, alright.

don't spike their drinks, that's pretty fucked.

hit them in the back of the head with a blunt object
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29th October 2011, 10:29 AM Old #7

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29th October 2011, 03:49 PM Old #8

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Why do I get the feeling I know who these boys are...?
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29th October 2011, 04:35 PM Old #9

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I think Arc is right in the first instance... at the very least it would be hilarious for all involved
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29th October 2011, 06:03 PM Old #11

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remove all sharp objects

protect the couches

place a large glass door in the path
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29th October 2011, 07:36 PM Old #12

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place a large glass door in the path

That way one of them would knock him/herself out while the hotter, richer, smarter one is incapacitated with laughter.
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29th October 2011, 08:14 PM Old #13

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hotter, richer, smarter one

Wow that person sounds conceited and doucey

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Wow that person sounds conceited and doucey

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29th October 2011, 08:40 PM Old #15

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Wow that person sounds conceited and doucey

I dunno, he's your friend. I just assumed he was the better one for not having a physical attraction toward glass.
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29th October 2011, 08:47 PM Old #16

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If they are hot.

I suggest you fuck them
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29th October 2011, 08:49 PM Old #17

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I dunno, he's your friend. I just assumed he was the better one for not having a physical attraction toward glass.


Well, you do have a point....

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If they are hot.

I suggest you fuck them

One does not sleep with friends, else they wont be friends for long.

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29th October 2011, 09:03 PM Old #18

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Wow that person sounds conceited and doucey

you left off slut!
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29th October 2011, 09:04 PM Old #19

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I have been in this kind of friendship before, and actually still have one or two friends that i have this kind of relationship with.

I think if they are taking it too far and making people uncomfortable just make it really apparent, otherwise its just a harmless pissing contest.. usually the results of insecurities!
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29th October 2011, 09:38 PM Old #20

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you left off slut!

lol, people in glass houses shouldn't throw big black dongs

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29th October 2011, 11:04 PM Old #21

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lol, people in glass houses shouldn't throw big black dongs

I know.. but it felt so good
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29th October 2011, 11:13 PM Old #22

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I know.. but it felt so good

That's what all the sluts say. :P
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29th October 2011, 11:21 PM Old #23

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Oh snap

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