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The first time I experienced a girl ejaculate, I had no idea what was going on (young, sheltered, inexperienced) I've since experienced a couple more women the same, and find it somewhat complimentary.
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'somewhat complimentary' I like that thought.

I've only experienced it once, unfortunately it was the first time it had happened for the girl (yay me I think?) and she was mortified, so unbelievably embarrassed by it. And I just had this huge grin on my face thinking - that was SO cool
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Hmmm I nearly drowned the first time a girl ever did that with me. Little awkward but the goal was to get her off so I was happy!
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I copped a mouth/face full, the timing was hilarious!
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Hmm i have never experienced/witnessed female ejaculation but definitely on my bucket list. I think getting that kind of applause for good work would be rewarding.
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I've never come across it. I definitely wouldn't be put off by it, however I've always liked that women don't make much of a mess. Imagine the smell of the mattress after a while of that. Urea is usually present in varying amounts which would contribute to the smell.
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Hmmm... Didn't think about the stink...
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Well it doesn't really taste like anything, so I can't imagine it would stink.
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But if it kept getting on the mattress it would start to smell eventually.
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Drop sheet / mattress protector..?
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Drop sheet - bahahahaha!
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well so you put a towel down if the person is known to do it.
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Not exactly a mood setter though, "ahh excuse me while I just put a towel down, don't want my mattress to smell".
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Simple. Use her mattress, if it's not a shared mattress. Then yours stays smelling nice
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Playing away from home is always the answer
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This is an interesting dilemma. I think we need to find someone who regularly ejaculates and find out what they do.
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Playing away from home is always the answer

And make her sleep in the wet spot
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just change the sheets after she's left! its not like we're talking sex on a mattress on the floor.
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How many of you like giving or receiving oral?

Personally, I LOVE it, especially giving, but I'm aware people aren't so much into it too..
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I've heard of girls not being into it from other people. I just assume they have cunt issues.

I avoided it with one woman I was sleeping with because she had the most unpleasant odour that I'd ever come across. I seriously would have just thrown up. Such a pity. I suggested she visit the doctor... In a round about way, but she didn't seem concerned. I had to stop sleeping with her.
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Absolutely love going down on girls, it's incredibly hot, the taste, the feel, the biting of inner thighs on the way there!

But... I am yet to sleep with anyone who is really good at giving back. Maybe it's me? Or maybe it's the couple of girls I've received from?
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I second MM on all of that. One of my most favourite past times.
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I don't really like receiving. The times I've let someone, I didn't enjoy it. I like giving though.
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Every time I see this thread my head plays this:

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I think it might be more the use of the word yoni that's causing the gag. Next time try gash!
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So, tops, bottoms, both?

Top. I get vengeful if someone tops me. Trying to learn to be a little more versatile.

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It'd be nice to one day be a pillow princess and have the orgasms laid on thick ^.^

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What is everyone's experience with female ejaculation? Love it? Hate it? Never experienced it? Are you someone who female ejaculates? If so what are some of the responses you've had? Stories people!

It's funny, but messy as hell. Had and caused.

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Hmmm I nearly drowned the first time a girl ever did that with me. Little awkward but the goal was to get her off so I was happy!

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Not exactly a mood setter though, "ahh excuse me while I just put a towel down, don't want my mattress to smell".

I don't think they would mind, it's like if it's summer and you are taking ice to bed. Protect thy mattress!!!

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How many of you like giving or receiving oral?
Personally, I LOVE it, especially giving, but I'm aware people aren't so much into it too..

Love to give, not so much receive, but I think that has more to do with my nature.

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Top. I get vengeful if someone tops me.

I'm sure there are a lot of people who won't mind your vengeance :P
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I've decided this being topped thing ain't so bad >.<
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Is every woman physiologically equipped to female ejaculate? Or are there slight anatomical differences that mean some can and some can't?
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