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16th January 2012, 02:22 PM Old #1

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so long as its not piercings !

its like you're at the dentist ! chink chink chink against your teeth.
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so long as its not piercings !

its like you're at the dentist ! chink chink chink against your teeth.

OMG!!! I know sweetie. It looks so hot and sexy in those pornos we all watch but get a Prince Alfred and half has family in your mouth and you end up with this whole glockenspiel thing going on in your mouth. You never know whether to swallow or start singing The Sound of Music.
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so long as its not piercings !

its like you're at the dentist ! chink chink chink against your teeth.

Unless of course they are small and discreet like a frenum barbell.......just saying
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Unless of course they are small and discreet like a frenum barbell.......just saying

Oh for Crist's sake don't you start posting pics. I'd be surprised if anyone on SS hasn't seen your frenum barbell. *sigh* It has to be more than just interesting darling and quite frankly if you've seen one frenum dumbell you've seen them all. Come back when we've got some ink happening.
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OMG!!! I know sweetie. It looks so hot and sexy in those pornos we all watch but get a Prince Alfred and half has family in your mouth and you end up with this whole glockenspiel thing going on in your mouth. You never know whether to swallow or start singing The Sound of Music.

Hey Lazz, i prefer to swallow
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You really gotta learn how to post pics moosey. I thought flounder was hard work but you make him look like a Rhode Scholar and that is saying a LOT!
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I find some scatter cushions and a brightly colored throw rug to be quite effective. You can change your theme per the seasons.
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You really gotta learn how to post pics moosey. I thought flounder was hard work but you make him look like a Rhode Scholar and that is saying a LOT!

Thank you Lazzy for your kind words.
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I'm going all French Revolution so I carry a small guillotine around with me at all times.

Woe to the people of the republic!
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Thats fucking gross, sorry
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Thats fucking gross, sorry

You only think you know gross because you don't know what gross is, for a former cop that surprises me... actually it doesn't... -_-
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You only think you know gross because you don't know what gross is, for a former cop that surprises me... actually it doesn't... -_-

Now you presume to know what im thinking, fuck your up yourself at times.
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Holy fuck thats disgusting!

Apparently not Marko Uncle Lazzy knows best
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First off Lmfao Flounder, secondly seriously self mutilation should be a crime.
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First off Lmfao Flounder, secondly seriously self mutilation should be a crime.

Got a wanker in a meeting today a beauty, embarassed him in front of the group. He came over and introduced him self to me as "Hi Im David"
I said " Im sorry?"
He said it again thinking I hadnt heard him "Hi Im David"
Then I hit him with "Yeah I heard you the first time Im just fucking sorry"

Everyone cracked up hahah
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“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?”

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Apparently not Marko Uncle Lazzy knows best

Well duh! -_-

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Got a wanker in a meeting today a beauty, embarassed him in front of the group. He came over and introduced him self to me as "Hi Im David"
I said " Im sorry?"
He said it again thinking I hadnt heard him "Hi Im David"
Then I hit him with "Yeah I heard you the first time Im just fucking sorry"

Everyone cracked up hahah

I eat people like you for breakfast flounder... literally -_- byo chianti
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Well duh! -_-


I eat people like you for breakfast flounder... literally -_- byo chianti

"Im sorry?"
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I regret opening this thread...
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I'm amazed Lazzarus had gotten away with this thread and the images.
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I'm amazed no one reported this thread to us!

Sorry guys, we don't allow pictures of genitals... just a reminder that we feel it's important that ALL the pages on SameSame.com.au are safe for people to look at from work. I know you share our desire to make this a Forum place for people to enjoy no matter where they are. xx
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That picture full of genital mutilation...Imagine going through a metal detector at the airport with that thing?? lol XD

Guard: 'Sir please drop your pants and face to....OH MY FUCKING GOD!' :O

>:P
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10th February 2012, 01:28 PM Old #29

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Guard: 'Sir please drop your pants and face to....

they do that at airports

*note to self: wear some metal next time im flying*
what if the hokey pokey is really not what its all about
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That picture full of genital mutilation...Imagine going through a metal detector at the airport with that thing?? lol XD

Guard: 'Sir please drop your pants and face to....OH MY FUCKING GOD!' :O

>:P

Haha Marko Im pierced and the first time I flew Id forgotten all about it and was shitting myself when I went through the machine thinking it would go off screaming "cock piercing, cock piercing, cock piercing"
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