Thanks. You're kinda right... someone has to write the messages the bot sends out. xx

Exactly mate. Either way, regardless of sex, we know they have have little to no english skills whatsoever!

Yup got another one Mathew!

Name: Sadabebe

Quote:

Hi Dear,
My name is Miss Sadia Matthew, I am 25years old,5.8fit tall, Average stature,open minded,honest, trusted, and caring and just to mention but a little. I hope honesty and trust they say build a strong relationship. That is why I have the confident to write you this brief mail. I will really want us to be friends, and I will so much appreciate it if we can click together as one great friend.So Please kindly mail me back through my private e-mail address,(sadiamatth@yahoo.com) so that we can know about ourselves and I will give you my pictures for you to know more about me. Please I'm waiting eagerly to see your lovely mail soon.

Yours Sincerely,

Miss Sadia,
(sadiamatth@yahoo.com)

Maybe I should go ahead an send her a picture of my "lovely".........Persona? :P

Seriously though, ban hammer her arse Matty boy!! >:]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marko

Yup got another one Mathew!

Name: Sadabebe



Maybe I should go ahead an send her a picture of my "lovely".........Persona? :P

Seriously though, ban hammer her arse Matty boy!! >:]

Shes fickle Mr Marko ........ She sent old Freaky the same message!

I did what any good SS member would do .........................

I posted it in Dsquare's thread on "Marlon Brando" and "took the piss"

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Freak

Shes fickle Mr Marko ........ She sent old Freaky the same message!

I did what any good SS member would do .........................

I posted it in Dsquare's thread on "Marlon Brando" and "took the piss"

She's a loose one then? Lol I always post them here, I know Matty A always notices these ones!

Cheers for that btw Matt.

I feel so unloved. I never get spammed .

Disclaimer: This is not an invitation to spambots to start spamming my account!

*mental note to self, spam fahed* >:]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fahed

I feel so unloved. I never get spammed .

Disclaimer: This is not an invitation to spambots to start spamming my account!

HAHAHAHAHA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Akersten

Thanks guys. Well it's not hard for me to ban these profiles and not hard to delete a couple of emails. But we are working on it. Apparently it's a piece of piss so it shouldn't take too long! We must need to install one of those annoying letter picture things for when people sign up. Ya know? xx

The "letter picture things" are called captcha.

It's very handy to have

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marko

She's a loose one then? Lol I always post them here, I know Matty A always notices these ones!

Cheers for that btw Matt.

Will remember that for future reference, Mr Marko

Somehow this old Freak thinks there'll be more, there's always more, sadly

Yet another spammer

http://www.samesame.com.au/people/lalita6777

We just need to love them. They dont have better things todo

*sigh*

Thanks! Easily taken care of. x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Akersten

Thanks! Easily taken care of. x

Thanks

Yeah this is the core of desperation, Matty A, ban hammer this fucker! :]

emmyson:

Quote:

my dear friend

.
My late father was a well known contractor in Gambia.The government awarded him the construction of road value 20 million united states of american dollars only.However,a mobilisation fee of 10 million united states of american dollars was given to him as upfront payment to begin the contract .Sincerely speaking the truth is that my father did not want to execute the project because he told me so.According to him,the entire government is corrupt,politicians embezzle public fund .My father deposited the money in a BANK IN LOME TOGO .He made me his next of kin .
Unfortunately,my father died in a ghastly motor accident with my mother while coming from the village on a funeral service of our uncle overthere in Gambia.
After his funeral service,I have no option but to come to Republic of Togo where the fund is deposited as I am writing you from here in Togo.
.Please I need your urgent assistance to transfer this money abroad . I am only 25 years old single young boy,the only child of my late parents and too young to handle such volume of money.Secondly,I cannot invest here because the government will question how I come about such large of money judging by my age.I need your urgent assistance as I intend to complete my studies abroad while you take care of investment into lucrative business.This is my telephone number here in Togo( +228 98184626 ) because I just arrived recently .Please reply me through this email address:konsarah25@yahoo.com

With this money we can buy house and live comfortably,train our children to harvard or oxford university.I shall send you my photo and deposit certificate when you reply in my private email;konsarah25@yahoo.com.do not mind what i wrote in my profile.my name is kon sarah

If there is anything you will like to know from me do not hesitate to ask.Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely
Mr Kon Sarah
NB.This is a deal.We go for 80/20.Which mean that you are entitle to 2 million united states of american dollars only.Please kindly come here to assist me.The money is too big for me

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marko

Yeah this is the core of desperation, Matty A, ban hammer this fucker! :]

emmyson:

my dear friend

.
My late father was a well known contractor in Gambia.The government awarded him the construction of road value 20 million united states of american dollars only.However,a mobilisation fee of 10 million united states of american dollars was given to him as upfront payment to begin the contract .Sincerely speaking the truth is that my father did not want to execute the project because he told me so.According to him,the entire government is corrupt,politicians embezzle public fund .My father deposited the money in a BANK IN LOME TOGO .He made me his next of kin .
Unfortunately,my father died in a ghastly motor accident with my mother while coming from the village on a funeral service of our uncle overthere in Gambia.
After his funeral service,I have no option but to come to Republic of Togo where the fund is deposited as I am writing you from here in Togo.
.Please I need your urgent assistance to transfer this money abroad . I am only 25 years old single young boy,the only child of my late parents and too young to handle such volume of money.Secondly,I cannot invest here because the government will question how I come about such large of money judging by my age.I need your urgent assistance as I intend to complete my studies abroad while you take care of investment into lucrative business.This is my telephone number here in Togo( +228 98184626 ) because I just arrived recently .Please reply me through this email address:konsarah25@yahoo.com

With this money we can buy house and live comfortably,train our children to harvard or oxford university.I shall send you my photo and deposit certificate when you reply in my private email;konsarah25@yahoo.com.do not mind what i wrote in my profile.my name is kon sarah

If there is anything you will like to know from me do not hesitate to ask.Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely
Mr Kon Sarah
NB.This is a deal.We go for 80/20.Which mean that you are entitle to 2 million united states of american dollars only.Please kindly come here to assist me.The money is too big for me


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Oh dear Mr Akersten, Freaky received the same message as Mr Marko While I have considered adopting a child from Malawi (ala Madonna ), I'm afraid moving millions around in Togo is beyond this old Freak's capabilities. To quote young Mr Marko ....Could you "ban hammer the f**ker".

Most kind,

Freaky!

Yeah done. Thanks. Lots of spammers at the moment after it went quiet for a while. x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Akersten

Yeah done. Thanks. Lots of spammers at the moment after it went quiet for a while. x

Thank you, Mr Akersten

Mr. Akersten! All these posters requesting health advice (especially in the wrong forum)...one is tempted to give them the benefit of the doubt, but they all look like spambots to me...what to do?

All good, deleted two spammers. Was a weird bot. x

hello
My name is Queen how are you,am a good looking girl loving,caring,honest,and respectful who is seeking a loving,and caring friend for a serious relationship,your profile today i saw interest me i will to know you more send me mail to my mail so that i will send you my picture for you to know whom i am.Here is my email [jobe.queen@yahoo.com] I believe we can move from here i really do believe in true and honest love,am waiting for your reply in my mailbox directly please don't send it in the site
[Remember the distance or color does not matter but love matters allot in life]
[jobe.queen@yahoo.com]



Hello Mr Akersten,

Old Freaky just received a lovely email from this charming young lady above. I'm glad she liked old Freaky's profile. I was going to email her and see which part she enjoyed the most. Was it me scaling Catholic school walls in my young days searching for an "evening rondezvous" with "gentleman callers" at the local beat or perhaps it was being asked to leave one Catholic High School whilst getting expelled from another?

I'm such a "catch", and as I'm sure you can imagine at 55yrs, just the kind of "spunk" that would turn any young girl's head.

I'm sure you'll put this where it is most appropriate before she gets all fickle and starts posting to others.

Freaky (aka The_Freak)

ps. Perhaps she feels because she's a "Queen" that another "older Queen" would find her attractive? Sadly not!

omg i feel so used

i thought i was queen jobes special one

LOL thanks. x

Had the same one.

from: blessinginlove
10:16PM, 8/10/12

Quote:

Hello,

Please I will like us to be friends.
My name is Blessing I am just a simple lady in need of a good friend,
If you feel the same way like me you can contact me with this email
(blessingwako@yahoo.com) so that we can know ourselves better,

Hope to hear from you soon,

Thanks"

Hello,

Please I will like us to be friends.
My name is Blessing I am just a simple lady in need of a good friend,
If you feel the same way like me you can contact me with this email
(blessingwako@yahoo.com) so that we can know ourselves better,

Hope to hear from you soon,

Thanks"




Hello Mr Akersten!

Looks like Mr wysi's friend is also old Freaky's friend too.

I think M/s Blessing needs your ..... "blessing" (if you catch my drift?)

Thank you, Mr Akersten

Freaky (aka The Freak)

from: sharonslove 6:57pm, 17/10/12

Hello dear
my name is sharon i am intrested in your profile plz reply to my email sharongirl_adams1@yahoo.com so that i will send you my pic nd tell you more about me urs sharon




^^^
Hello Mr Akersten,
I don't know what it is that these young nymphs find "intresting" (sic) about old Freaky but if I could bottle it, I could make a fortune. Could you do the "honours", please? (if you get my drift)

Thanks

Freaky (aka The_Freak)

Lol got the same one Freaky! I gotta say, this one had less to say than a lot of the previous ones. Tisk Tisk Tisk some spammers are gettin kinda lazy I must declare!

Hi Dear One

I know you will be surprise to receive my mail since we have neither seen nor met before,Well, i am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart.With due respect trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile.
It's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction.I need your urgent assistance in transferring some amount of money to your account for an investment purpose in your country or any part of the world you may deem wise.
I will send you full details of this transaction as soon I hear from you.Also note that you are entitle to receive 20% of the amount involved if you agree to accept my request. Reply me back on my private mail( peterdoro21@yahoo.co.uk )for more clarification.

Best Regard
Mr Peter Doro.




Well at least this one is of the right sex. LOL.

But seriously old Freaky has heard of this scam before.

" .... I want to transfer some money to your account, you get to keep 20%, it's a lot of money, give me your bank account details so I can deposit the money in your account .......oh dear did I just empty your bank account. Stiff s**t, dear one .... oh, did I tell you I'm off on a holiday - financed by you! ..... "

Mr Akersten, Would you do the honors please?

Freaky (The_Freak)

Had the same one again! I would have reported earlier but yeah, my lappy had internet STD's for a week, but the bitch is all healthy again. :]

from: girl24 12:20am, 30/10/12

Hello My Dear,
My name is Mariam I am a young single girl, never married. i will like to be
your good friend and i am interested in knowing you,

Write back to me in my E-mail I D at ( mariamyounes1@yahoo.com )
so that i will give you full explanation of myself. and my picture, also i
have something to tell you about me.

Am Waiting for your quick reply
Thanks from me,
Mariam.




Oh looky, Mr Akersten! I'm such a "chick magnet" I have all these "ladies" wanting to contact me.

Perhaps I should ask them if they have brothers ....... or fathers??

Mr Akersten will work your "lovely spammer hammer" (and I'll bet that's not the first time you've been asked that, is it? )

And do the honours please?

Thank you

Freaky (The_Freak)