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“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?”

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I disagree. Aussies have a certain 'mixed' look. I want a pure English man with culture and quaint upbringing.

There has been very little inter-ethnic mixing in Australia compared to the USA so I don't know what you're talking about. Most Anglo-Celtic Australians look exactly the same as those in the UK and Ireland.

Now, I can always spot an American, they certainly have a different look to them due to the very strong German and Scandinavian influence.
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Why are you guys even having this conversation? just go out and get one instead of talking about it on here!!
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are you english and do you really want me to sit on your face?
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i'd get u 2 sit on mine, but im only into E-N-G-L-I-S-H
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Have had an English BF for 6 years now - adorable lil thing he is
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Have had an English BF for 6 years now - adorable lil thing he is

where is the pornographic...i mean photographic evidence of this adorable lil thing?
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i'd get u 2 sit on mine, but im only into E-N-G-L-I-S-H

I can tell I'm NOT Australian. I might be English
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I can tell I'm NOT Australian. I might be English

Hey wysi, im Australian, but u can definitely sit on my face or cock, we can always pretend.LOL
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i'd get u 2 sit on mine, but im only into E-N-G-L-I-S-H

Hey Dougster, u can sit on my face and cock too, if u want
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I find this thread to be racist and stereotypical. I simply can not abide it.
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I find this thread to be racist and stereotypical. I simply can not abide it.

Hey badamj, im not racist, ill let anyone sit on my face and cock
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Anyone under 25 and good looking?
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Hey badamj, im not racist, ill let anyone sit on my face and cock

even badamj himself?
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Oh Mr X has painted himself into a corner... the end is nigh etc so forth.

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ha, [quaint] posh [English] lads are absolute wankers.

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I disagree. Aussies have a certain 'mixed' look. I want a pure English man with culture and quaint upbringing.

Go to England and wank yourself silly, silly.
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I can tell I'm NOT Australian. I might be English

but man everyone says ur a yank? and no offence but if aussies r 1 on a scale of 1-10, then the yanks have 2 be around -20
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Hey Dougster, u can sit on my face and cock too, if u want

hey moosey if me and the boyf ever split, i'll take u up on ur offer. deal?
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hey moosey if me and the boyf ever split, i'll take u up on ur offer. deal?

DONE DEAL, Dougster:
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even badamj himself?

Hey wysi, ill even let badamj sit on my face and cock, im not fussy, ill let anyone
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Moose, That is soo much music to my ears...
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Hey wysi, ill even let badamj sit on my face and cock, im not fussy, ill let anyone

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Hey wysi, ill even let badamj sit on my face and cock, im not fussy, ill let anyone

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Badamj, has been stuck in his house for 16 years and has to be rescued by guys with ropes and stuff.
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yes English please!

strictly NO Aussies.

Go Middle Eastern, you'll n-e-v-e-r go back.
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Badamj, has been stuck in his house for 16 years and has to be rescued by guys with ropes and stuff.

It is true , Im married to my house. Im advertising for knight in shining armour and a cleaner...
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I'll own up -->I have dual UK / Australian citizenship. Recognized as English here and Aussie there which theoretically would allow me to fulfill everyone's dreams - assuming of course that I was actually into fulfilling anyone else's dream . The main advantage right now is that I can use it to barrack for either the UK and Australia & I win if either team wins

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