Ok, not sure if this is acceptable, so moderator delete it if you think not.

Anyway I'm a fairly serious girl so I don't tell many jokes, and tend to forget them.

Here's one I remember.
Ok, so I heard this one a long time ago, when I was about 19 or so; Centrelink sent me out to this place in Canterbury to get a forklift ticket.
Anyway I think about half the guys there were jailbirds, who were on leave from jail to get their forklift ticket as part of their "rehabiltiation".
On the last day we had done the final test and were sitting around in the demountable office waiting for the instructor to come and give us our tickest.
These guys from the jail started telling "poofter" jokes.
The only one I remember goes like this:

What's the difference between a poofter and a refrigerator?

A. When you take the meat out of the refrigerator it doesn't fart!

I guess coming from the jail they would have first hand knowledge of this!

I dont know why that is exclusively a poofter joke - im sure there are thousands of wives and girlfriends out there each week having anal sex

Probably right; but I hope you aren't offended by it. (my post above not all the straight women taking it up the ass).

Q: what do you call a gay dinosaur?

A: Gotta-sau-arse


Q:: what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A: Lick-alot-a-pus

I like this one because I think it's pretty cute and innocent and doesn't revolve around anal sex like most gay jokes..

Two gay guys go to the fair, and one of them says "Hey, lets go on the ferris wheel?" the other says "no no, you go, im afraid of heights."
So one guy goes on the ferris wheel and it's going around and around until suddenly his cage snaps off and falls to the ground. The other gay guy runs in and says "oh my god, are you hurt?!?" and the guy responds "Of course I'm hurt. I waved three times and you never waved back!"

How do gays fake orgasms?
They squirt warm yogurt on your back

What did one gay mortician say to the other?
Hay bud, after work did you want to go out back and suck on a few cold ones?

Gay dinosaur - Megasorearse