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25th July 2007, 10:15 AM Old #1

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Default Happy Birthday Dear Johnny...
So it's little Johnny's birthday tomorrow.



We're wondering, what would you get the man as a gift?
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25th July 2007, 10:22 AM Old #2

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eyebrow trim and a walking stick.....
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25th July 2007, 10:56 AM Old #3

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A retirement watch.
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Default Happy friggin birthday
What does one get a homophobe that is hell bent on taking us back to the 50's and refuses to allow the legal recognition of same sex couples? A bomb immediately springs to mind - but guess that he will receive a few of those. How about a date with Julian Cleary or a "Leave it to Beaver" DVD - this would be his favourite program - set in the 50's AND American! Which makes me think, he may also appreciate a blow up George Bush doll - so he can lick its arse everyday!
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Pink birthday smoochies to the stumbling bumbling Johnnie. Here's to the never ending goof ups and puppetry. I'm sending him a carer, 'cos we dont.

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Janette and Pru Goward nude jelly wrestling with Alexander Downer
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25th July 2007, 04:54 PM Old #7

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i am buying him a latex fist and a tube of KY.
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25th July 2007, 04:59 PM Old #8

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^ yuck has that been amputated?
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25th July 2007, 05:01 PM Old #9

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i always wondered why someone would buy a latex fist - i mean, can't you just use your own? or someone else's?
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25th July 2007, 05:04 PM Old #10

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it looks so realistic
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25th July 2007, 05:06 PM Old #11

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I'm thinking I might send him a good case of gonorrhea for his birthday.

It's a present he could share with Janette too.
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25th July 2007, 05:13 PM Old #12

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god - spin the wheel of infections that moll would be hosting.

ew.
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25th July 2007, 05:23 PM Old #13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Christian Taylor View Post

So it's little Johnny's birthday tomorrow.

We're wondering, what would you get the man as a gift?

A clue?
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25th July 2007, 05:25 PM Old #14

excited for tomorrow, loving today
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I'm with mjm078, an eyebrow trim and a walking stick. Split the cost?
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25th July 2007, 06:06 PM Old #15

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Id get him a new strap-on dildo so his wife could give him a good birthday shagging.
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25th July 2007, 06:07 PM Old #16

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Ewww, the mental imagery in this thread is just gross.
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A new Deputy.
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Bush stand's up Howard slides out.. so definately a larger supply
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25th July 2007, 09:23 PM Old #19

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Dear John,

It's time to go. Your well and truly past your best before date.
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Bronwyn Bishop in a leather g-string and nip caps

I think Bronny can do us a favour by pissing off also
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^^ LOL I remember a time in the mid-90s the Liberal party was thinking of making her its leader. She lost cred though when being interviewed numerous times on TV & radio, only displaying what a buffoon she really was. I remember one interview I specifically heard on the car radio and she kept talking about "Marijoowhana"
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I remember when she made a fuss about the headscarf issue, just to revive her dying career, I think she should wear one to hide that hideous hairdo and her face which is like a cat's arse,
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So Johnny is seriously 68 now? Grandpa needs to hang up the boots asap.
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28th July 2007, 06:32 PM Old #24

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i think he's starting to decompose.
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28th July 2007, 06:53 PM Old #25

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So Johnny is seriously 68 now? Grandpa needs to hang up the boots asap.

hint hint Steve Bracks is retiring
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