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29th November 2008, 12:17 PM Old #1

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Now that I'm king of the world for a day I am going to ...................


Now that I am king of the world for a day I am going to have lane markings and set minimum walking speeds on pavements. I am also going to make it legal to punch slow walking people in the head.
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29th November 2008, 12:20 PM Old #2

rise of the planet of the apes was brilliant
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I'm going to give everyone global citizenship so we can all be nomadic like mongols
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Now that I'm king of the world for a day I am going to make it 5 day weekend and 2 day working week.
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29th November 2008, 01:22 PM Old #4

does my ass look bigger on the new SS site?
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Now that I'm king of the world for a day I am going to make it compulsory that all gay men & women get free party drugs and party tix every weekend.
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29th November 2008, 01:39 PM Old #5

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I think we might need to draw up a roster so that all of these things happen. Liking them so far.
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I think we might need to draw up a roster so that all of these things happen. Liking them so far.

Now that I'm king of the world for a day I am going to request that no rosters are used - hahaha
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29th November 2008, 01:43 PM Old #7

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So as long as monkey man is last on the roster then we can atleast get some of the other things implemented before being plunged into a world of simmian darkness
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So as long as monkey man is last on the roster then we can atleast get some of the other things implemented before being plunged into a world of simmian darkness

Now that I'm king of the world for a day I am going to make an offical statement "off with your head" Camiseta
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Excellent. Can I choose a replacement head?
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29th November 2008, 01:48 PM Old #10

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Or maybe if I longe forward on the chopping block at the right moment I can have a King Missile style detachable penis?
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29th November 2008, 01:50 PM Old #11

rise of the planet of the apes was brilliant
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Now that I'm king of the world for a day I am make an offical statement "off with your head" Camiseta

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Juice Newton - Queen of Hearts video - YouTube
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feL1lhBidk

HAHAHAHA Love it !
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29th November 2008, 01:55 PM Old #13

What the? I'm so confused by this new site !!
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Now that I am king of the world for the day I am going to demand that all women between the ages of 18 and 40 do not wear tops
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29th November 2008, 01:57 PM Old #14

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then they'll all get melanoma tits Stars... mmm sucking on my titties like it's cancer
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Now that I am king of the world for the day I am going to demand that all women between the ages of 18 and 40 do not wear tops

sTaRiA u lil minx you...
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29th November 2008, 02:00 PM Old #16

What the? I'm so confused by this new site !!
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then they'll all get melanoma tits Stars... mmm sucking on my titties like it's cancer

No they wont, thats what the over 40's women are for! They go and rub SPF 30 all over the boobies every 2 hours . I got it all worked out!
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What the? I'm so confused by this new site !!
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30th November 2008, 08:25 AM Old #18

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Now that I'm king of the world for a day I'm installing smell-o-metres in all taxis. These are devices that 'sniff' the driver of the cab and if he or she isn't petunia fresh then the cab won't start.
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30th November 2008, 02:07 PM Old #19

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Now that i'm Supreme Ruler all resources will be channelled into construction of an intersteller fleet and sent out in search on conquest! Bwaha. Bwahahahaha!!
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Now that I'm king of the world for a day I am going to finally perfect the serum to have Scott Baio's powers from the film zapped so I can make bras pop off at any moment mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ah ah ahhh ahhhhh
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Now that I am king of the world for a day I'm installing an Oporto on every street corner. They can only open between the hours of 10pm and 5am for those emergency bondi burger cravings.
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30th November 2008, 09:53 PM Old #22

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Now that I'm queen of the world I'm going to let you all eat cake!
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Fuck you're funny Genesis
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1st December 2008, 12:00 AM Old #24

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Now that I'm king of the world I am gunna bring back into fashion the rubenesque figure. Sick to death of these stick insects with sacks draped on them sashaying down the runways.
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Now that I'm king of the world for a day I am going to finally perfect the serum to have Scott Baio's powers from the film zapped so I can make bras pop off at any moment mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ah ah ahhh ahhhhh

You've already had your moment as "King for a day fool for a lifetime"

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1st December 2008, 08:49 AM Old #26

at work already. :-(

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Now that I'm king of the world for a day I am going to make footballers march along Oxford St in pink dresses and parasols.
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1st December 2008, 08:51 AM Old #27

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now that I am king of the world I would make naked day for the whole world,
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1st December 2008, 09:02 PM Old #28

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Fuck you're funny Genesis

I love that French queen!
I'm her descendant. In some twisted way!
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2nd December 2008, 01:36 AM Old #29

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CF can I still wear my sombrero when I'm naked? Need the sun protection and not sure staria's over 40's women will come round to me every 2 hours with the spf100.
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