I just watched a program on hair on abc iview called Hairtales you can watch it at http://www.abc.net.au/iview/ in the catchup section.

After watching it I realised I have a lot of hair issues. It's red, curly/wavey, and despite pleading with my hairdresser for years there really is nothing that can be done with it. We can only do what my hair will do which is essentially (if it gets long enough) HM's rams horns.

I will never forget the woman with blue hair behind the counter at McDonald & East (Am I the only person to remember this department store?) who'd reach their flabby bingo wing arms over the register to caress my red curls as a child and remark to my mother at how lovely they were.

I've bleached it blond in the past. Had it chemically straightened. My eye lashes are tinted. My chest is hairy. And I'm thinking about getting my arse waxed.

A man put his hand up my tshirt saturday and smiled and said "Ohhh. You have a hairy chest." and he winked at me.

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow. So what do you think I should have done? French vintage tennis slut or Bosnian military stripper?

Do you have hair issues? I bet you do.

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Originally Posted by camiseta

I've bleached it blond in the past. Had it chemically straightened. My eye lashes are tinted. My chest is hairy. And I'm thinking about getting my arse waxed.

nooooooooooooooo

don't do it... embrace your hot and hairy ranga !!!

( drool )

I clipper my pubes, but that more of a practicality than an issue. I swim a lot, and sideburns ain't a good look with speedos.

The issue I have with hair is other people's hair. Especially the people who use any surface reflective enough to see themselves in to adjust theirs. A work friend and I have a game where we sit in a little Melbourne park with a bottle of gin and two shot glasses. Whenever anyone walks in front of the row of shops opposite and uses the shop window to check themselves out we take a shot. If they adjust their hair we take two shots. It's brilliant fun, you should try it.

My brother termed my head hair 'automatic hair,' which is the best way to describe it. I never wash it, never style it and only get it cut once a year - a number 4 buzz cut. It always looks good. Such is my charmed life.

I am having a bad hair year, I need serious help. I want to punk it up a little bit. I need a hair technician/consultant.

OMG I have phases with my hair. Sometimes I want plumes and all. Sometimes I go for the Skandi chic of short short hair. At one stage I had that horrible Asian part. eek! Thank god my fairy god father visited me!

Naturally, my hair is rather boring. It's straight and very dark. I change it every month with the style, at the moment I have a a number 1 worked into from the left and it it rather long at the front.

I am dating a Jamaican at the moment who has the lovliest hair, if it were natural he would have a total afro but he has it really short at the sides with the most amazing quiff I have ever seen on top .. it's truely beautiful ... I love hair!

Camiesta - the worst thing a ranga can do it go blonde or black or any other colour in fact! If it is curly I think you should shorten on the side and have it really wavey at the front with poss a number 3 or 4 at the back ... I would totes do you on the dancefloor if you did.

oh and keep the chest hair, def do something about the arse though

I have dark brown medium length hair which is v v curly - it knots, it friz's, its just plain annoying! I constantly get the 'oh your hair is so lovely and curly' why on earth would you straighten it - because I want to!! 1. there's less knots when its straight and 2. I personally think it looks better 3. less styling needed. Though only prob is when I do straighten it, the second it gets a drop of water on it - bham - curly as hell again - grrrr!! No-one is ever happy with what they have hey?

When I get a boy naked I instantly make an assessment of his body hair. Is it more than mine? How is it distributed? Colour? Could he do with some man scaping? I have been known not to go back for seconds simply based on a hair issue even if the sex was ok.

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Originally Posted by barabin

Naturally, my hair is rather boring. It's straight and very dark. I change it every month with the style, at the moment I have a a number 1 worked into from the left and it it rather long at the front.

I am dating a Jamaican at the moment who has the lovliest hair, if it were natural he would have a total afro but he has it really short at the sides with the most amazing quiff I have ever seen on top .. it's truely beautiful ... I love hair!

Camiesta - the worst thing a ranga can do it go blonde or black or any other colour in fact! If it is curly I think you should shorten on the side and have it really wavey at the front with poss a number 3 or 4 at the back ... I would totes do you on the dancefloor if you did.

Boring hair? come on Mr? Anyone capable of having more than one style and having the priveldge of being able to change it monthly does not have boring hair!

My hair is like what you just described.......where's the nearest dancefloor?

My god can't believe I'm competing with a jamaican. hahaha

I let my hair do whatever it wants but if it pisses me off I cut the part that pisses me off and start from there.

I used to have fuck loads of hair issues, but then I discovered the type of guys I like are actually attracted to it and it keeps the mincy little boys away generally.

I trim my pubes back so you don't choke on em if you're blowing me but otherwise I just play it on how I feel. If my legs get hot or my little hobbit feet get knots I shed my hair off with a remover and let it grow back in.

You should go for the IRA bomber look Ian, get a mohawk

Anyone watched the show yet?

I think the embalmer is hilarious.

And they are right. Why is it that stray hairs in food or on the floors are so disgusting but hair on a living person isn't so bad?

because you can identify which part of the body they are from when they are on the body

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Originally Posted by weathervain

I trim my pubes back so you don't choke on em if you're blowing me

hahaha - such a gentleman

Hey I'm all about functional aesthetics; if it's not functional you can look but you can't touch so what's the point

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Originally Posted by camiseta

My hair is like what you just described.......where's the nearest dancefloor?

My god can't believe I'm competing with a jamaican. hahaha

Competing? There is no competition with you around!

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Naturally, my hair is rather boring. It's straight and very dark. I change it every month with the style, at the moment I have a a number 1 worked into from the left and it it rather long at the front.

That's not boring Barabin, get over it... You've got the head for it so you can have practically any hairstyle you want... I've got a round face so it can't be too short on the side.... Usually have it a 5 and I'm growing my fringe. Aiming for the 'Rihanna' bob type haircut. lol

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Originally Posted by weathervain

I trim my pubes back so you don't choke on em if you're blowing me

You should go for the IRA bomber look Ian, get a mohawk

Firstly in regards to the blowjob. How kind and what chivalry!

Secondly. Ian! Rangs are always the vogue and I agree with K here! Go for something radical because you have the colour to werrrrrrrrrrrrrkkk it!

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Originally Posted by barabin

Competing? There is no competition with you around!

Performing a happy dance

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Originally Posted by camiseta

So what do you think I should have done?

I think you should leave as is and rent yourself out as a brillo pad. Great for scrubbing those pots and pans with.

But definately wax that arse boy, nothing worse then having to comb your way through an orangatans arse to get to the puckering pout.

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Originally Posted by camiseta

Performing a happy dance

Think you're in!!! LOL

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I think you should leave as is and rent yourself out as a brillo pad. Great for scrubbing those pots and pans with.

But definately wax that arse boy, nothing worse then having to comb your way through an orangatans arse to get to the puckering pout.

So a xmas trip to Bali to get my crack platted and beaded is out of the question?

If I *had* hair I might have issues..

I remember when I was a young'un and always wanted to bleach/dye the fuck out of my hair and do crazy shite to it, and my mum and sister put the fear of god into me about my hair falling out a la Debbie Harry if I so much as thought of putting bleach near it....so I didn't, and I went bald anyway. CUNTS!!!!

Now it kind of grows at the back and sides, but I have no more at the front than your average Chernobyl kiddie...so I generally just shave it all off, which is fortunate because I think shaved heads are hot anyway. Still, it would be nice to have the choice...I envy people who can have mohawks and such....

I've basically had the same hairstlye (a friend once called it the eurotrash poofter look, otherwise know as the faux mohawk) for about 5 years, with slight variations. I have that horrible wavy hair, that's not quite straight, not quite curly. Without product it looks like some roadkill has managed to find it's way onto my head! The only time it looks good is when it is cut short and spiky. But do you know how hard it is to convice a barber/hairdresser to cut your hair short! It has taken me 5 repeat visits, and pleas of "I'm going to be away for awhile (not), so please cut it shorter" to get it to happen!

On the balding issue (Sorry homoraz)... I had major concern to be worried... but found out the other day that my Granddad was bald about 5 years younger than I am now... Phew, as I have one ugly head when it is shaved!

I always wanted long hair since I was a kid. I used to have hair half way down my back, that was of course until the male pattern baldness set in, I didnt want to look like an ageing hippy so it's been short ever since..

My hair is getting long again, it needs a cut. Not sure what to do.

As for body hair, the wog heritage has blessed me with full body shag pile, I like it, if others don't that's their problem. I actually shaved my body hair off once, and got a cold, all my insulation was gone!

Z I can just see you with a Fabio-esque mane! I reckon you'd ride on a white stallion and your hair would flow in the breeze where ever you went with that hair.

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Originally Posted by camiseta

I just watched a program on hair on abc iview called Hairtales you can watch it at http://www.abc.net.au/iview/ in the catchup section.

After watching it I realised I have a lot of hair issues. It's red, curly/wavey, and despite pleading with my hairdresser for years there really is nothing that can be done with it. We can only do what my hair will do which is essentially (if it gets long enough) HM's rams horns.

I will never forget the woman with blue hair behind the counter at McDonald & East (Am I the only person to remember this department store?) who'd reach their flabby bingo wing arms over the register to caress my red curls as a child and remark to my mother at how lovely they were.

I've bleached it blond in the past. Had it chemically straightened. My eye lashes are tinted. My chest is hairy. And I'm thinking about getting my arse waxed.

A man put his hand up my tshirt saturday and smiled and said "Ohhh. You have a hairy chest." and he winked at me.

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow. So what do you think I should have done? French vintage tennis slut or Bosnian military stripper?

Do you have hair issues? I bet you do.

shave it off

Tried that when I was younger. When I was about 20 and still manorexic I had no. 1 clippered hair. Looking back on the photos now it's no wonder I was going through a 3 year dry spell.

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Originally Posted by homoraz

I envy people who can have mohawks and such....

dont hate me cuz im beautiful

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Originally Posted by bodyrocker

That's not boring Barabin, get over it... You've got the head for it so you can have practically any hairstyle you want... I've got a round face so it can't be too short on the side.... Usually have it a 5 and I'm growing my fringe. Aiming for the 'Rihanna' bob type haircut. lol

You misquoted me dude .. I said, Naturally my hair is quite boring and then went on to explain how I make it not so boring ....

Rihanna has a round face too so hopefully your fringe rocks it