I have proudly been a 'fag hag' for a long long time now but think us hags need a better name! hag makes us sound old & ugly and though i feel it at times i know there are hot ones of us out there!
so i'm calling for suggestions for a better term of endearment!

Fag Bangle!

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Originally Posted by Cameron M

Fag Bangle!

I nearly choked when I read that Cam. I had visions of being wrist deep inside a straight girl. We can't use that name

Maybe I will make greencard wife get an account here, she will like it.

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Originally Posted by weathervain

Maybe I will make greencard wife get an account here, she will like it.

the more the merrier!

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Originally Posted by camiseta

I nearly choked when I read that Cam. I had visions of being wrist deep inside a straight girl. We can't use that name

sweetie he meant we're the pretty thing always on your arm! or am i missing out on something here!!!

davewb of same same suggested

fag honey?
i think that works!

I like it

yeh liking that one! come on more suggestions!

Homo Honey

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Originally Posted by Jody Ekert

Homo Honey

love it!!

I dunno, anything with "honey" on the end just sounds semen-ariffic to me...

Mama has the best hag in the world. She cleans Mamas room while Mama relaxes on the bed, she drives Mama about so Mama can drink, she prepares the food for Mamas soirees – she’s just heaven. She is even that good that Mama has often thought of starting her own hag school called Hagwarts where Mamas hag would oversee the teachings of younger hags in the arts of bag carrying, genital taping and tucking, loon removal techniques, speed SMSing and wardrobe assistance.

Fags thinking of getting a hag must also learn a few things before bringing their new hag home. Firstly they must remember a hag isn’t just for Christmas – they are for life so choose wisely. Hags are very territorial as well and don’t take kindly when you bring another hag into the fold - so again think carefully before adopting another hag – not to mention the problem you might have with Gov agencies such as Centrelink if you decide to become a two hag family. Another thing to consider when thinking of adopting a hag is your relationship status. If you’re single it’s all very well and good to have this lovely little bundle of fun hag but what if you get a partner – a hag can fret if she feels she is not getting all the attention she deserves. If you’re in a relationship- what happens if you break up – who gets the hag?
Finally you must also ensure that your hag is willed to a loving fag in case anything happens to you

Name wise Mama doesn’t mind Fag Hag but she quite also fancies “Bum Bandit Babe” or “This years must have accessory”

oh mama, that post is just gold! you have one lovely hag there and she's obviously very appreciated & loved by you

fruit fly

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Originally Posted by marly

fruit fly

thats worse!!

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thats worse!!

how bout dorothy's doormat LOL

I think the fag hag thing is fascinating. What is the central bond between a homosexual man & heterosexual woman? Does the gay boy flaunt his inaccessible self, confirming his sexuality while sharing a faux intimacy with a woman that seeks to be him? Does the hetero woman flirt under the guise of friendship, all the while sharing gossip, comparing her feminine charms to his homo magnetism?

Or maybe I'm full of shit.

Anyway, I reckon fag hag is a great tag. The gay-enamoured girl becomes the hag because she's faced with never being seduced by the man she'd love to live the life of...

Or maybe I'm full of shit again.

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Originally Posted by Asherbella

I think the fag hag thing is fascinating. What is the central bond between a homosexual man & heterosexual woman? Does the gay boy flaunt his inaccessible self, confirming his sexuality while sharing a faux intimacy with a woman that seeks to be him? Does the hetero woman flirt under the guise of friendship, all the while sharing gossip, comparing her feminine charms to his homo magnetism?

Or maybe I'm full of shit.

Anyway, I reckon fag hag is a great tag. The gay-enamoured girl becomes the hag because she's faced with never being seduced by the man she'd love to live the life of...

Or maybe I'm full of shit again.

all good questions Asher, not sure what exactly makes such a strong connection in this type of relationship. I know that I find it a lot easier to be friends with a gay man than a straight one. Probably because there is no sexual tension and you can just be yourself with them.

Batty boy's belle - maybe too long

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Originally Posted by marly

Batty boy's belle - maybe too long

Its better than Fruit Fly!! :P

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Originally Posted by Asherbella

I think the fag hag thing is fascinating. What is the central bond between a homosexual man & heterosexual woman? Does the gay boy flaunt his inaccessible self, confirming his sexuality while sharing a faux intimacy with a woman that seeks to be him? Does the hetero woman flirt under the guise of friendship, all the while sharing gossip, comparing her feminine charms to his homo magnetism?

Or maybe I'm full of shit.

Anyway, I reckon fag hag is a great tag. The gay-enamoured girl becomes the hag because she's faced with never being seduced by the man she'd love to live the life of...

Or maybe I'm full of shit again.

Your not full of shit at all Ash, i agree totally....and you also have to take into concideration that lesbians get called....carpet munchers....Lesbo's dykes and some pretty nasty words.....and the guys....fag's....poofs...and some really really nasty words.....So fag hag in my eyes is really tame....Fag Biatch would be another option....or a Handfag...(like a handbag for a fag) I love like Ash said the tag " faghag"

Mi Julie

The term fag hag has never really bothered me. I always thought the 'hag' part was more about the appeal of the rhyme than a comment on our attractiveness/character. I am curious about where the term originated though, i.e. it wasn't coined by straight men as a put down, right? That's the only negative association I've had with it, but if it's also where the term came from, that may affect the overall connotation.

yeh, i think a lot of it too is in how its said. ah if we didnt love being the 'hag' we wouldnt be!

btw welcome to ss greencard wife!

I consider myself a faghag with a slight difference. But yes a change of name is preferable.

I am partial to the term "dyke spike" for guys that hang off of lesbians...

yea....what is a gay/straight guy called that hangs around lesbians??? Are we still Fag hags...or is he a somthing else???

a friend of mine has that relationship Velvety, she refers to him as the lesbo hubbie!