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Default The sluttiest online sex usernames you've ever heard of...
i've been cruising online tonight - just seeing who is out there - and i have to say, god there are some slutty usernames out there on some of those websites! the worst so far - wollondong and dongslot! others that stand out - cumdump9 and chocolatefreeway.

how trashy...

does anyone have any others that they've seen around?
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haha its not the best but Captain Slapaho always makes me laugh.

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its not a slutty name but just plain gross...

shitfistpainpig

but i did find this one that i thought was quite slutty..

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i once worked for an ISP and did tech support, we had one male client in his mid 70's whos username was HOT18SexTeen4U, i'd say that was a little misleading . . .
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i've been cruising online tonight - just seeing who is out there

research purposes only ?
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1. Cum_rag
2. Holewrecker
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1. Cum_rag
2. Holewrecker

bwahahha @ cum_rag. i love it. but i love trashiness, and sluts. lol thats why im at the strippers everyweekend judging "box form and appeal"
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"box form" - that's gold!

i've always found "bedflute" to be memorable.
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"box form" - that's gold!

i've always found "bedflute" to be memorable.

Would you like to participate in our weekly event? lol its so trashy, but we do love it.

PS LOL @ bedflute

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tonight on gaydar ... officer_swallows
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This is so funny. I can't think of any names but I love the requests you see in chat rooms ie:

' Private me if you are able to belch, pass wind on command'
' My door is open for you to come in and fuck my willing arse and cum all over me, come in, use me and leave'

Great fantasies but I would love to see what these people look like...
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They obviously arent attractive and are used to people leaving after fucking.

I hate the nickname "cum guzzler" makes me feel ill.
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I think quite a few of them generally make people ill.

I came across (not literally of course) one once of some old and overweight bear dude who had this toilet seat he was holding and in his other photos he had his conquests sit on that toilet seat when it was on his face and he asked them to shit in his mouth.

That's some of the stuff you could find on those popular gay personals pages.
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One nic had me larfing so much I nearly pissed myself......Wilma_Fingadoo I wanted it for myself LOL
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filthy_fist_popper sounds gross to me.

fist_juice sounds funny to me

fisty_face scares me because I don't know exactly what a 'fisty face' is...
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filthy_fist_popper sounds gross to me.

fist_juice sounds funny to me

fisty_face scares me because I don't know exactly what a 'fisty face' is...

lol i dont get what it is either, but apparantly neither does wikipeadia. It only comes up with fist & fisting...

Stolen from wiki: "Fisting, the act of the inserting fingers or the whole hand in a vagina or rectum for sexual pleasure."

Sif no one knows what fisting is. lol
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hey all, happy new year! Hope all is great.

On a serious note for a second, do we mind misspelling rude words for the sake of some of our users please.

Some rude posts make their way onto the samesame homepage, and some site filters at work environments pick up these words and stop others from accessing our wonderful site. A couple of our regular forum posters have suffered this consequence and were provided this reasoning from their IT departments.

By all means express yourself, all I'm asking is if we could please disguise rude words as exampled below.

Se#y
C&nt
V%$#na

etc..

I know it infuriates me when I get a bounce back from a friend's server because I've used the word GAY in an email. Absa fricking lutely ridiculous!

Thanks from the samesame team, and from all those users that may have lost their access if this continued.
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omg same same use to be so dirty back in the days! Thank god it's cleaned up now!
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... get a bounce back from a friend's server because I've used the word GAY in an email

That's not a rude word! What if you were using it to refer to a good time?
Stop rolling your eyes, fool. ^ This shit is f**king fabulous.

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Fahed = Fuckhead

pfft. Amateur. Let me see now, going through my past... Fahed, Fahed, Farhead, Efhead, Fuckhead, Forehead, Foreskin, Nearhead, Forpedo (back when Thorpe was at the top of his game)

As you can see, you've nowhere near the creativity required to play this game. Dismissed.
Stop rolling your eyes, fool. ^ This shit is f**king fabulous.

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