Dear John,
First of all i'd like to thankyou for taking time out from your busy eyebrow plucking schedule to answer questions for both myself and the general public. I just have to say that i think it is marvelous that you've manage to stay in power for this long. I mean with someone with such a limited line of view and way of thinking its amazing that you've managed to live this long without suffering from a heart attack at even the slightest idea of change let alone run an entire company. By the way i have to give u Kudos for staying in your marriage for so long. I mean if i was your wife and was married to you i would have backed out of the garage in the BMW as you were leaving for your morning run long ago. But thats just me - i guess i'm no where near as patient as her. Also i have to say that the way you've remained as backward in your thinking, when it comes to people being able to govern their own lives and love who they wish to love , but at the same time still able to still have 2 apposable thumbs is incredible. Its a wonder no one has mistaken you for a great silver-back gorilla - i guess the only difference there is that they have giant silver hairs sprouting from their back not their eyebrows - otherwise everything else seems to be exactly the same.
So before i go on to praise you for your bumbling/mumbling speech writing talent or for your ability to put even insomniac's alseep i should really let you get back to all the letters your answering and not even worry about writing you a question. Because i know that you will rest assured do all your darndest to run this country into the ground.
P.s. When you do get voted out i think you will easily be able to find a job at Jenny Craig - you can be their poster boy. They will be able to show your poster to customer's and just the mere sight of you will help people purge themselves of kilo after kilo.
Yours Sincerly,
Pinkyboisyd.
Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt! You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man...
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