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19th May 2009, 03:46 PM Old #1

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I was just getting nostalgic and remembered a strange incident a few years ago which prompted me to ask,
What is the weirdest pick up line you've ever had? Creepiest experience?

Mine was a few years ago - a co-worker (male, I hadn't offically 'come out' yet) with a prodigious beard and body odour asked if I'd like to go to the next full moon ceremony with him. I said,

"oh yes, and where is that held?"

him, "in a cemetery"

me, "uh huh, and what kind of stuff do you do?"

him, "oh well we usually chant a bit and then take all our clothes off and dance an see where the night takes us"

(I'm thinking - uh huh, just like The Wicker Man, yes?)

me, "sounds interesting. I'll give it some thought."

Back away, back away.....!
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19th May 2009, 04:20 PM Old #2

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This line always works....

"do you think this rag smells like chloroform?"
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19th May 2009, 05:43 PM Old #3

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I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U.
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19th May 2009, 05:46 PM Old #4

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I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U.

hahaha...awesome!
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19th May 2009, 08:32 PM Old #5

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im in love with you
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19th May 2009, 08:41 PM Old #6

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are you in love with us or was that the pick up line? That line would actually work on me.
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19th May 2009, 08:52 PM Old #7

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that was the most disturbing pick up line for me

altho maybe i am in love with you all..who knows?
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19th May 2009, 09:15 PM Old #8

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It is an odd thing to say to someone you've never met....unless they've been stalking you, which is very disturbing if so.
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19th May 2009, 09:20 PM Old #9

Toooooo much coffeeeeeee
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19th May 2009, 09:22 PM Old #10

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when i stop hearing odd things from strangers, and when i stop being disturbed by the things people say and do, i must have stopped breathing, seeing and listening.
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19th May 2009, 09:30 PM Old #11

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sensible. I understand.
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19th May 2009, 10:29 PM Old #12

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'I'll let you f*ck me with my boyfriend watching'.
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19th May 2009, 10:32 PM Old #13

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'I'll let you f*ck me with my boyfriend watching'.

how is that even minutely disturbing? lol
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19th May 2009, 10:38 PM Old #14

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how is that even minutely disturbing? lol

It was my ex-boyfriend's new boyfriend who asked me the question.
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19th May 2009, 10:39 PM Old #15

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"Nice shoes...wanna f*ck?"
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19th May 2009, 10:40 PM Old #16

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It was my ex-boyfriend's new boyfriend who asked me the question.

ah ok yeah thats a bit wrong then.
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19th May 2009, 10:41 PM Old #17

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"Nice shoes...wanna f*ck?"

oh that wasn't even a line it was a serious statement and proposition given the circumstances...
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oh that wasn't even a line it was a serious statement and proposition given the circumstances...

Next time i shall take you more seriously, sorry bogan boi
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19th May 2009, 10:46 PM Old #19

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Next time i shall take you more seriously, sorry bogan boi

c'mon girl you know the odds of gettin struck by lightning twice...
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c'mon girl you know the odds of gettin struck by lightning twice...


Quite high if you walk around with a metal pole attached to your head.
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20th May 2009, 10:20 AM Old #21

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"Nice shoes...wanna f*ck?"

OMG I want someone to say that to me!!!!!! So nice that they noticed the little touches.
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20th May 2009, 11:36 AM Old #22

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"Do you want to give me a blowjob in the toilets?"

I copped that one at the Oxford a couple of years ago. Minutes later I saw him talking to a couple of my friends. When I asked them what he wanted, they said he was asking for some change so he could buy another beer. They were so offended when I told them what he had asked me, because even though they'd never do it, it's always nice to be asked.
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20th May 2009, 11:59 AM Old #23

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Swallow or its going in your eye.
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"Didnt we go to different high schools together?"
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"The voices in my head told me to come and talk to you"

- Sadly, they really did.
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