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I want a new national anthem.

Who the hell uses the word 'girt' in a sentence?
Seriously.
I know the word means 'surrounded' but NOBODY uses it the real world.
Is 'girt' even in the dictionary?

'Oh, today I accidently stepped in a puddle & my foot was girt by the mud'.

'The NZ group sex victim was girt by horny, muscly footballers'
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'Oh, today I accidently stepped in a puddle & my foot was girt by the mud'.

hahahaha i just pissed myself laughing! that was cute
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I'm going to try use it in a sentence tomorrow... Fun.
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i want the anthem to be changed to waltzing matilda.

it's distinctive
people know more of the words
it doesn't have the word girt in it

and mainly because the melody is actually very beautiful and i have an emotional reaction to it. i don't get that with advance australia fair.
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I want it to be changed to 'We are Australian' No offence Ammonite but I dont think Waltzing Matilda holds much relevence today whereas this one shows our history, unites us and sparks that same emotional reaction.

I came from the dream time, from the dusty red soil plains,
I am the ancient heart - the keeper of the flame,
I stood upon the rocky shore, I watched the tall ships come,
For forty thousand years I'd been the first Australian.

We are one but we are many
And from all the lands on earth we come,
we share a dream,
And sing with one voice,
I am, you are, we are Australian.

I came upon the prison ship bound down by iron chains
I cleared the land, endured the lash and waited for the rains.
I'm a settler, I'm a farmer's wife on a dry and barren run
A convict then a free man, I became Australian.
I'm the daughter of a digger who sought the mother lode
The girl became a woman on the long and dusty road
I'm a child of the depression, I saw the good times come
I'm a bushy, I'm a battler, I am Australian.

We are one but we are many
And from all the lands on earth we come,
we share a dream,
And sing with one voice,
I am, you are, we are Australian.

I'm a teller of stories, I'm a singer of songs
I am Albert Namatjira, and I paint the ghostly gums
I am Clancy on his horse, I'm Ned Kelly on the run
I'm the one who waltzed Matilda, I am Australian.
I'm the hot wind from the desert, I'm the black soil of the plains
I'm the mountains and the valleys, I'm the drought and flooding rains
I am the rock, I am the sky, the rivers when they run
The spirit of this great land, I am Australian.

We are one but we are many
And from all the lands on earth we come,
we share a dream,
And sing with one voice,
I am, you are, we are Australian.
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Its not official enough, and how about changing the flag first and getting rid of the royals
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Its not official enough, and how about changing the flag first and getting rid of the royals

yep good idea
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i want the anthem to be changed to waltzing matilda.

Huh? It's about a man who steals a sheep and then kills himself. Is that what the nation should aspire to?
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the one thing the kiwis have on us is their national anthem

i reckon it is so moving - the dual maori/english combination - but im especially moved by th maori part

dunno if australia could ever be that progressive

and yep - change the flag first
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Huh? It's about a man who steals a sheep and then kills himself. Is that what the nation should aspire to?

The idea of Australian identity forged by going against authority, being 'self-sufficient' and rising from obscurity on the land in the face of 'starting over from scratch'. Meh...
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Personally, I havent got a problem with The Anthem or The Flag.
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Somebody use the word 'girt' in a sentence.
The most plausible response gets free pizza.
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what about the great song that goes;
"I like to have a beer with kevin, I like to have a beer with kev, we drink at the Town and Country, where the atmosphere is great,I'd like to have a beer with kevin, 'cos kevin's my mate"
etc.

It encompasses everything the Aussie likes to do...almost. And the words are simple.
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The idea of Australian identity forged by going against authority, being 'self-sufficient' and rising from obscurity on the land in the face of 'starting over from scratch'. Meh...

If that is true then why the fuck are we not an Anarcho-Syndicalist society yet??? lol
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Nothing wrong with girt, it's a National Anthem not some song you belt out at karaoke. The only line I have a problem with is "In joyful strains then let us sing, Advance Australia fair" and the bloody pomp they put at the start before the first verse. It should just end at the AAF after let every stage. It's short and I relate to every line in it. The 'We are Australian' song makes us sing things that we are not and things that I would never want to be. Waltzing Matilda is terrible and was soundly trounced back in 1984 when it was also put up to be the ANA. I love the flag as well and it should not be changed even if we do become a republic.
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Most national anthems are pretty boring I don't think ours is that bad it could be worse we could be singing "O Canada..."
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Advance Australia Fairy!
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Originally Posted by Asherbella View Post

I want a new national anthem.

Who the hell uses the word 'girt' in a sentence?
Seriously.
I know the word means 'surrounded' but NOBODY uses it the real world.
Is 'girt' even in the dictionary?

'Oh, today I accidently stepped in a puddle & my foot was girt by the mud'.

'The NZ group sex victim was girt by horny, muscly footballers'

The flamboyant one reaches a new low by comparing a national anthem with an alleged sexual assault. Nice. Not even randy can put a jokey spin on this one
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