“If you take the word ‘sex’ and mix it with ‘texting’, it’s called ‘sexting’” Paris Hilton informs us today in a leaked new track from techno duo Manufactured Superstars.

Critics are panning it, saying the lyrics are worse than ‘90s Madonna and wondering when Miss Hilton, 31, will grow up. But we must admit the minimalist beats with Paris’s spoken word over it kinda does get into your head and stay there.

Don’t worry – it’s way better than Hilton’s 2006 misfire Stars are Blind, which made it very low on our Bottom 50 – Worst Pop Songs Of All Time list.

“No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore,” says the rich it-girl in the track. Especially not her today after she dropped this one. “It’s a hot mess of misspelled obscenities, body parts, and run-on questions…”

The video appeared on YouTube earlier today but was rapidly pulled down, with Manufactured Superstars tweeting that noone was supposed to see it. Oops.

You’re sure to hear it playing in your local gay nightclub soon. Don’t believe us? Decide for yourself. Listen to Drunk Text below.