Madonna: Baby No, Tour No

Local News, By Christian Taylor, 3rd April, 2009

In what can only be described as the most drawn out display of rejection since her own divorce, Madonna has confirmed that she won’t be touring Australia this time around after all.

“Unfortunately it didn’t work out,” manager Guy Oseary told the Herald Sun this week. “We are long overdue for a trip Down Under and apologise for that, it will happen. Madonna really needs to go to Australia.”

Madonna’s spent the last two weeks at the centre of debate about her plans to adopt a second child from Malawi. While the Malawi government announced their support for Madonna’s adoption bid last week, the High Court has denied her permission to adopt Mercy James, because of a requirement that prospective parents live in the southern African nation for at least 18 months. Madonna can appeal the ruling to Malawi’s Supreme Court.

According to Reuters, the residency rule was waived in 2006 when Madonna adopted David, and it is unclear why the rule wasn’t waived this time around.

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Mydoona

said ages ago

I never ever thought she WOULD come.She is a liar and I am glad her adoption was rejected.

madmatty76

said ages ago

Fucking bitch whore from hell! God I am pissed off! I love her, but she is seriously busting my fucking balls here people! For Christ's sake how fucking hard is it to tour down to Australia? I mean, she's practically touring every other inch of the nether regions of the world, probably even whoring herself out in Siberia! But does she tour down here, noooooooo! Too fucking hard, she says! I'll give her fucking hard. I'll give her fucking manager Guy Oseary a fucking hard whack around the head for spinning the same old bullshit about her wanting to. Oh sure! She wants to! Yeah, like I wana go out and stick needles in my eyes. Like I want to get a pair of pliers and pull all my fingernails off! I sure WANT to, but do you see me doing it? Noooooooo! Fucking not coming to Australia - I'll give you not coming to Australia you stupid old cunt! I've been waiting for fucking centuries for you to get your stupid little arse down here - I mean, you can invest in a marriage with a homophobic talentless git like Guy Ritchie and yet bring your infamous vadge down here, nooooooooooo! Fuck I'm pissed off. Anybody guessed?

judes1974

said ages ago

LOL. Finally, some Madonna bashing! I never thought I'd see it from the queens of Sydney. I believe she's talented to some degree, but I think she's completely unappreciative of her fans who've supported her for so many years. Enough is enough.

Phazz

said ages ago

Fucking bitch whore from hell! God I am pissed off! I love her, but she is seriously busting my fucking balls here people! For Christ's sake how fucking hard is it to tour down to Australia? I mean, she's practically touring every other inch of the nether regions of the world, probably even whoring herself out in Siberia! But does she tour down here, noooooooo! Too fucking hard, she says! I'll give her fucking hard. I'll give her fucking manager Guy Oseary a fucking hard whack around the head for spinning the same old bullshit about her wanting to. Oh sure! She wants to! Yeah, like I wana go out and stick needles in my eyes. Like I want to get a pair of pliers and pull all my fingernails off! I sure WANT to, but do you see me doing it? Noooooooo! Fucking not coming to Australia - I'll give you not coming to Australia you stupid old cunt! I've been waiting for fucking centuries for you to get your stupid little arse down here - I mean, you can invest in a marriage with a homophobic talentless git like Guy Ritchie and yet bring your infamous vadge down here, nooooooooooo! Fuck I'm pissed off. Anybody guessed? You broke my sarcasm detector with that comment. :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRSP5ZUmxP8

Asherbella

said ages ago

But at least she tries hard to be so *mumsy*...lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVAFh8Q4LAU

Weasel

said ages ago

Golly, what a shock.

acidjasmine

said ages ago

fuck the moll!

Travis de Jonk

said ages ago

As long as tickets are less than the French and Saunders show, I'll still check out Madonna when she finally does come to Australia... I can't help being a fan. Just like she can't help being a bitch (apparently) LOL.

sorenhavoc

said ages ago

She was actually in Sydney a few months ago...guess she did'nt find what she was looking for?!

cain9ine

said ages ago

glad someone said a firm 'no' to crusty old madonna.. its about time. someone should have said a firm 'no' to that last album of hers too.

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