Pinguinoman

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Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who was wandering through the forest and pondering to himself, "Ooh, what am I like, what am I like?" when all of a sudden a large frog jumped out of a nearby pond and into the prince's path.

"What are you like?" asked the frog. "I'll tell you what you're like mate. Can't answer a simple question such as 'Describe Yourself', gotta think yourself clever, gotta try something a little new. Well, good luck to you mate." And with that, hopped off into the forest and, unbeknownst, into the waiting jaws of a low flying albatross.

"Oh," said the handsome prince. "Suppose he's got a point there," and he sat on a handy stone and wondered what to do next.

"Lucky you don't believe in talking frogs, isn't it?" said a boot-wearing cat that just so happened to be passing by. "Saw the whole thing mate. Impossible."

"Oh, well that's all right then," said the handsome prince to the boot-wearing cat. "Thanks for the info."

"No probs," said the boot-wearing cat, and with a friendly nod, the two continued on their seperate ways.

"Oh, there's just one thing," called the boot-wearing cat to the handsome prince as the two were about to disappear from each other's view. "The real question is. do you believe in talking boot-wearing cats?"

And with that, the boot-wearing cat disappeared over the hill, never to hear what the handsome prince said in reply.

The End

Interests

Galleries, theatre, film, it's a bit disturbing that what I most like to do is watch, a glass of beer or a cask of red (but not at the same time), I like to eat - I try to do it a few times every day, writing

Favourite Things

Fave Music

Eurovision, Rick Astley is a god amongst men, David Bowie, Bucks Fizz, the 'Nanas

Fave Movies

The Tall Guy, Singin' in the Rain, West Side Story, Monsters Inc, King Kong (1933 and 2005), The Producers (the original), Dirty Dancing, Love Actually, the films of Billy Wilder, and on and on and on

Fave Books

Winnie-the-Pooh, Currently into the Thursday Next series, Austen, Jane Eyre, early Hitchhiker's, Pinocchio, Wilde's children stories are beautiful