For instance, over one thousand of them turning up to Swagger every month. Buckling the buttresses, straining the very structural integrity of the building dancing to hip hop and r ‘n’ b all goddamn night long. Which is fun, sure, but it also threatens to level buildings.
For this reason Swagger has transplanted itself to Nevermind, the jewel of Oxford Street. It will be now available every Saturday night for all your dancing godzilla needs. Which, to return to the original point, incontrovertibly proves the theory of evolution. Take that creationists.
In keeping with the Darwinian motif, the launch is all about animals. We know what you’re thinking, you are an animal. You’ve already proved that a thousandfold. Now you’re going to look like one. Wear your best leopard or tiger print or faux fur. Shit, you could slather yourself in ambergris for all we care.
Doors 9pm / $10 before 11 / $15 After
$5 Drinks before 11pm
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